Flying fun

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:36 am

So it is Monday 8:30 pm at the Las Vegas airport. Flight leaves 10:15. First thing flight is going to be an hour and half late. We board, push back, captain fires the engines, AC kicks on and we smell burning rubber. Thats fine we stop wait for maintenence. Try starting the engine 2 more times smelling fuel and oil. Back to the gate. Deplane. They fix the trouble. Reboard. Fire the engines. Smell smoke. People are going off. Stewardees are saying fuck this they are getting off the plane.
Deplane. Allot of people are saying fuck this we ain't getting back on. They finally give us rooms. By he time we arrived it was 6:30 am and had to be back to the airport by noon. Slammed 4 beers and washed my underwear. Got home at 11 pm 18 hours late. They gave us 7 dollars to eat on. Meal was 2$ more. Are suppose to send us 50$ of our next trip with Spirit. Don't think there will be a next time.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:52 am

But did you get your free handjob from TSA?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:58 am

thibodeaux wrote:But did you get your free handjob from TSA?

He was traveling with an Indonesian Muslim. Of course he wasn't harassed by TSA.

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:36 am

GORDON wrote:
thibodeaux wrote:But did you get your free handjob from TSA?
He was traveling with an Indonesian Muslim. Of course he wasn't harassed by TSA.

Correct. In fact we look so honist they let us skip the naked machne several times. My buddies wife was the only one that got the pat down leaving Vegas because he purse beeped the machine. Turns out it was the small mouthwash she had bought.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:29 pm

TSA says less child groping in the future, maybe.