you can patent this
Sony patents localized linguistic generator, the likes of which has been used by zillions of engineers (including myself) over the years. How the fuck is this possible? Shit, should I go back & dig out all the old algorithm specs I've kept over the years just in case the process in one turns out to be worth a couple mil?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."