Her body wasn't great, but nicer than I expected.
For a black girl? Not sure what a good punchline is, there.
The second Obama term
The second Obama term
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
The second Obama term
I'll just put it here where it's relevant and can stay next to her news.

"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
The second Obama term
A throwback to when Obama launched DOGE with some guy that looks kind of familiar.
Posting because when you look at this and then what DOGE is actually doing, it shows you the two results you get from government:
1. Lip service and nothing actually gets done.
2. They do what you want, but in the worst way possible.
Posting because when you look at this and then what DOGE is actually doing, it shows you the two results you get from government:
1. Lip service and nothing actually gets done.
2. They do what you want, but in the worst way possible.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
The second Obama term
What's going on with Michelle and Barry? Lots of divorce rumors out there. Meanwhile, Michelle's on a "woe is me tour".
Here she is complaining about how expensive it was to live in the White House. She had to pay for her own food! How tragic! Can we start a GoFundMe? Probably very tough to do on a $400k salary for a family of 4. Also, the Obamas, per Google, were worth about $1.7M before the presidency and are now worth $250M.
So, maybe shut the fuck up?
Here she is complaining about how expensive it was to live in the White House. She had to pay for her own food! How tragic! Can we start a GoFundMe? Probably very tough to do on a $400k salary for a family of 4. Also, the Obamas, per Google, were worth about $1.7M before the presidency and are now worth $250M.
So, maybe shut the fuck up?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell