Seinfeld did an episode about how there are simply poses that aren't sexy no matter how beautiful the body might be. This is one of those poses.
I went #2 as she's the best looking of this bunch.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell