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Malcolm wrote:Pennsylvania election official responds.
I'm disappointed. I was hoping for something more like "if Trump loses Pennsylvania it won't be because of cheating, it'll be because he's a festering orange blister on the ass of American politics."

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TPRJones wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Pennsylvania election official responds.
I'm disappointed. I was hoping for something more like "if Trump loses Pennsylvania it won't be because of cheating, it'll be because he's a festering orange blister on the ass of American politics."
Do you have a thing that turns Trump to Drumpf? Or, what happened to that URL?
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Do you have a thing that turns Drumpf to Drumpf?
What? Oh. Heh. Yes.
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TPRJones wrote:
Do you have a thing that turns Drumpf to Drumpf?
What? Oh. Heh. Yes.
You just reminded me why I like technology.
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Why every other reality TV party member gets uppity every time the word "rigged" is uttered, especially those up for a seat in Congress.
But you can easily see how the worst-case scenario is firmly on the table for Trump and Republican down-ballot candidates, where the bottom falls out from GOP turnout. Consider:
- Trump is getting only about 80 percent of the Republican vote, whereas candidates typically finish at about 90 percent of their party’s vote or above.

- Furthermore, the Republicans missing from Trump’s column tend to be high-education, high-income voters, who typically also have a high propensity to vote.
Ouch. But it gets better.
Republicans and Trump have a substantial ground game deficit, with Clinton and Democrats holding a nearly 4-1 advantage in paid staffers.
I assume paying people to do work for you is a foreign concept to a bidnizman like Drumpf.
Trump’s rhetoric that the election is rigged could discourage turnout among his own voters.
A completely unforeseeable consequence of constant claims of election fraud everywhere at every opportunity, and one that doesn't at all hurt the chances of the pachyderms keeping at least one house.
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Thanks, Drumpf.
"It's the most entertaining campaign ever and the essence of American politics is entertainment."

The view of one 19-year-old Chinese student watching the US presidential race from Beijing.

He's not the only one laughing. Whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump wins on 8 November, the Chinese Communist Party believes it is already a winner.

For decades it has said that American democracy is a sham, rigged by and for a narrow elite. Now the Republican candidate for the White House says the same.

For decades Beijing has smarted under American disapproval for locking up political enemies. Now Donald Trump says "crooked Hillary" should be in jail, and that he "can't wait to begin the purge of liberals from America".
...
"The race to the bottom will make people rethink the value of democracy," commented one Chinese state-owned newspaper. Another said the presidential race had become "an unprecedented joke".
Drumpf's wants to erase campaign statements in court.
The attorneys go on to argue that Trump’s statements on the campaign trail are irrelevant to the case and “highly prejudicial,” and would only seek to “inflame the jury.”
No shit.
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Here's Jan Brewer, ardent Trump supporter, bitching about how unfairly the media treats Cheeto Dice Clay. Follow me here for a second.

Here's said Cheeto, telling the few Latinos who'll still come to see him rant how the US has "abandoned" them and their friends. Ok.

Here's Jan Brewer, speaking on Latinos and their willingness to vote:
“Nah,” Brewer told the Boston Globe, in regards to whether Latinx [just wtf?] voters could be the key to tipping Arizona, which has become a toss-up state in the 2016 election, into the Democratic column. “They don’t get out and vote. They don’t vote.”
Seems to me the media's getting plenty from him and his buddies going back and forth in the verbal equivalent of a Scooby Doo montage where an unconvincingly costumed Old Man Miller chases Fred, Daphne, et al, through an endless hallway of impossibly interlinked rooms and doors. Hillary? Some hackers at least had to go to some effort to get hard info that she's a dick. Drumpf? That motherfucker screams at the top of his lungs and damn near takes out billboards to tell you all the stupid shit he's done.
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Drumpf decides his main problem is funding, too much funding.
While Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is headlining her last fundraiser Tuesday night in Miami, her campaign has scheduled 41 other events between now and Nov. 3 featuring high-profile surrogates such as her daughter, Chelsea, running mate Tim Kaine and the entertainer Cher, according to a schedule sent to donors this weekend.
Because they want money.
Steven Mnuchin, Trump's national finance chairman, said in an interview with The Washington Post on Tuesday that Trump Victory, a joint fundraising committee between the party and the campaign, held its last formal fundraiser on Oct. 19. The luncheon was in Las Vegas on the day of the final presidential debate.
Because ... online funding?
But the RNC gets only 20 percent of the money that Trump raises online in conjunction with the party, while the vast majority of the big checks contributed to Trump Victory are routed to the party.
Ah, another chance to fuck over his own party. How could he not take it?
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So a violent sociopath attacks an inanimate object because he doesn't have access to the real person and we're supposed to celebrate that?
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One more bad joke in the bad SNL bit things have become.
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This one is funny though.
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Was back in the cesspool this previous weekend. Somehow the TV ended up on SNL in time for this. I always wondered what they did with the old "Celebrity Jeopardy" set. All in all, not horrible, i.e. about as good as you're going to get.
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Leisher wrote:So a violent sociopath attacks an inanimate object because he doesn't have access to the real person and we're supposed to celebrate that?
I gladly celebrate that there are people out there who want to harm Trump.
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Yeah.

Was thinking about making a general Facebook announcement to my friend list that the best part of the end of the election season is that I can begin to forget that for 75℅ of my friends and family, their personal meaningless politics are more important to them than their interpersonal relationships.
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Alhazad wrote:
Leisher wrote:So a violent sociopath attacks an inanimate object because he doesn't have access to the real person and we're supposed to celebrate that?
I gladly celebrate that there are people out there who want to harm Trump.
I can't stand the guy, but this is indicative of something dark inside.. I wish him no harm. He's doing enough of that to himself. As long as he isn't in a position to cause harm to others.
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GORDON wrote:Yeah.

Was thinking about making a general Facebook announcement to my friend list that the best part of the end of the election season is that I can begin to forget that for 75℅ of my friends and family, their personal meaningless politics are more important to them than their interpersonal relationships.
Agreed.
I gladly celebrate that there are people out there who want to harm Trump.
Yeah, it really warms my heart to know that there are people out there who Trump easily outwits so they turn to violence. It's the same way tottlers deal with a problem they can't wrap their brains around.

It's funny that all this violence and aggression comes from the peaceful, tolerant, morally and intelluctually superior left, while the gun loving, war loving, morons on the right aren't celebrating violence against someone who simply has different beliefs.
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Leisher wrote: It's funny that all this violence and aggression comes from the peaceful, tolerant, morally and intelluctually superior left, while the gun loving, war loving, morons on the right aren't celebrating violence against someone who simply has different beliefs.
Republican promises to 'grab his musket' if Trump loses

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All guns are penis extensions, I've been told.
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Vince wrote:
Alhazad wrote:
Leisher wrote:So a violent sociopath attacks an inanimate object because he doesn't have access to the real person and we're supposed to celebrate that?
I gladly celebrate that there are people out there who want to harm Trump.
I can't stand the guy, but this is indicative of something dark inside.. I wish him no harm. He's doing enough of that to himself. As long as he isn't in a position to cause harm to others.
He has done nothing but harm others his entire life. He encourages violence at rallies. Trump University ate up hope and crapped out poverty. You can't even accuse him of helping his fellow wealthy because he's a consistent business failure who mooches money for grand schemes and then goes bankrupt, over and over.

He'll vacate the position of hurting people only when he's dead or destitute.
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