Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 8:23 pm
Synopsis:
Three of the dumbest motherfucking tourists in history visit Argentina. One gets kidnapped.
Review:
Mrs. Johnny Depp, Karl "PermaScowl" Urban, and Odette Yustman (Sarah Lyons from Fallout 3) make bad decision after shitty decision after fucktard decision. How stupid are they?
We're the Millers, The Descent, Cabin Fever, and Up the Creek all seem like thought-provoking, taut, cerebral thrillers by comparison.
Verdict:
There's one watchable scene in this film. Here's a still from it:
Other than that, you can do an Elmer's Glue shooter for every puerile moment in this movie and still write a better screenplay.
Edited By Malcolm on 1399767982
Three of the dumbest motherfucking tourists in history visit Argentina. One gets kidnapped.
Review:
Mrs. Johnny Depp, Karl "PermaScowl" Urban, and Odette Yustman (Sarah Lyons from Fallout 3) make bad decision after shitty decision after fucktard decision. How stupid are they?
We're the Millers, The Descent, Cabin Fever, and Up the Creek all seem like thought-provoking, taut, cerebral thrillers by comparison.
Verdict:
There's one watchable scene in this film. Here's a still from it:
Other than that, you can do an Elmer's Glue shooter for every puerile moment in this movie and still write a better screenplay.
Edited By Malcolm on 1399767982