Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:52 pm
Synopsis:
Val Kilmer watches as his career continues its slow, painful death.
Review:
Val Kilmer leads a team of biologists to somewhere northwards, because they strike a completely preserved frozen mammoth. It was also host to one of the most volatile parasites known to man before it died. They manage to break loose at the research station and hilarity ensues.
By "hilarity" I mean shitty plot and characters. Everything about this movie is just bad. The actions of the characters make little to no sense and they have to be the dimmest fucking bulbs that ever walked into a bio classroom.
Verdict:
Watch it only as evidence of how far Val has fallen from his glory days as Iceman.
Val Kilmer watches as his career continues its slow, painful death.
Review:
Val Kilmer leads a team of biologists to somewhere northwards, because they strike a completely preserved frozen mammoth. It was also host to one of the most volatile parasites known to man before it died. They manage to break loose at the research station and hilarity ensues.
By "hilarity" I mean shitty plot and characters. Everything about this movie is just bad. The actions of the characters make little to no sense and they have to be the dimmest fucking bulbs that ever walked into a bio classroom.
Verdict:
Watch it only as evidence of how far Val has fallen from his glory days as Iceman.