Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:31 pm
Spoilers. Don't like it? Fuck you. I'm saving you 90 minutes of your life.
Dominic Monaghan stars in this post-apocalyptic movie that has a band of 5 survivors trying to survive an assault by cannibals.
That's the guy from Lost and Lord of the Rings. See he's right there front and center on the box cover. Plus, the synopsis says "5", and there are 5 people on the cover.
Raise your hand if you're shocked he doesn't live past the first 15 minutes. And yes, FOUR people try to survive an assault that hasn't ever occurred when Dominic dies.
Beyond that bait and switch bullshit, you'll find a completely bullshit world filled with stupid, shallow characters, and terrible writing.
Here's all you need to know: The 5 morons find tons of canned goods without labels and rejoice. They pick them all up, shake them, etc. Later, they open them to discover they're filled with rocks. It's a trap! They couldn't hear the fucking ROCKS IN THE TIN CANS????? Who the fuck canned these traps?
Just terrible.
1 out of 10.
Dominic Monaghan stars in this post-apocalyptic movie that has a band of 5 survivors trying to survive an assault by cannibals.
That's the guy from Lost and Lord of the Rings. See he's right there front and center on the box cover. Plus, the synopsis says "5", and there are 5 people on the cover.
Raise your hand if you're shocked he doesn't live past the first 15 minutes. And yes, FOUR people try to survive an assault that hasn't ever occurred when Dominic dies.
Beyond that bait and switch bullshit, you'll find a completely bullshit world filled with stupid, shallow characters, and terrible writing.
Here's all you need to know: The 5 morons find tons of canned goods without labels and rejoice. They pick them all up, shake them, etc. Later, they open them to discover they're filled with rocks. It's a trap! They couldn't hear the fucking ROCKS IN THE TIN CANS????? Who the fuck canned these traps?
Just terrible.
1 out of 10.