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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:29 pm
by GORDON
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/residentevilextinction.html
Looks like a smidge of Road Warrior in there.
Leeloo knows about a truck that can haul that tankah of guzzoline.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:11 am
by TPRJones
Hmmmmm. I have to wonder why anyone would still be in Vegas after the end of the world. The only appeal to that region is legalized gambling and cheap electricity, neither of which applies in apocolypictic circumstances. And not having any water or even the slimist hope of agriculture has got to be a bitch.
I wonder how they're going to rationalize it.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:08 pm
by Leisher
King rationalized it by saying "sinners" were drawn there.
Here, maybe that's where the cure can be found?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:57 pm
by Malcolm
Ugh, after the last flick, this series simply can't get any worse. Unless they bring in Uwe Boll to guest-direct.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:40 pm
by TPRJones
Leisher wrote:King rationalized it by saying "sinners" were drawn there.
Here, maybe that's where the cure can be found?
Well, in The Stand the lights were still on and things were still operating, so Vegas was still cool.
As to the cure being there, maybe ... but it'll be a hard sell, IMO.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:07 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:Ugh, after the last flick, this series simply can't get any worse. Unless they bring in Uwe Boll to guest-direct.
I'm sure happy that I'm easier to please than Malcolm. Seriously.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:37 pm
by Leisher
As to the cure being there, maybe ... but it'll be a hard sell, IMO.
Retards around the country, and the world, think Area 51 is some sort of top secret alien lab. Considering that it's near Vegas...
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:54 pm
by TPRJones
Ooo, good point. That's a solid maybe.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:56 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Malcolm wrote:Ugh, after the last flick, this series simply can't get any worse. Unless they bring in Uwe Boll to guest-direct.
I'm sure happy that I'm easier to please than Malcolm. Seriously.
Resident Evil : Apocalypse was one of the shittiest action flicks ever made. It wasn't even fun in a stupid way.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:47 pm
by Paul
You do realize that when Milla Jovovich is carrying my unborn baby I'll demand that you apologize for that remark, right?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:54 pm
by Vince
GORDON wrote:Malcolm wrote:Ugh, after the last flick, this series simply can't get any worse. Unless they bring in Uwe Boll to guest-direct.
I'm sure happy that I'm easier to please than Malcolm. Seriously.
Easier, sure. But my jaw's always sore arterwards.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:15 pm
by GORDON
New trailer.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809697875/video/3488428/
Now with Day of the Dead and The Birds homages.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:57 pm
by Leisher
I loves me some zombies.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:30 pm
by Paul
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:32 pm
by Malcolm
Ah, the telltale fall release. I predict shittage.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:55 pm
by GORDON
Looks like the cover of a tomb raider game, except Lara is in silhouette.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:52 pm
by GORDON
Here's a 2 minute clip of movie.
http://www.nbc.com/Video/residentevil.shtml
I am sad to say it looks REALLY fucking stupid. "Hey, there's a million zombie birds attacking us, but I think I'll fire 3 rounds with my handgun into them center mass because maybe that will help."
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:16 pm
by Malcolm
Written by Paul W.S. Anderson. Well, there's your problem.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:20 pm
by Leisher
Written by Paul W.S. Anderson. Well, there's your problem.
Knowing that hack touched it, I doubt I'll spend money on it unless someone I trust says to see it.
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:38 pm
by GORDON
4 new clips.
http://www.mania.com/55984.html
The first clip looks good, the rest suck.
The "shooting at infected birds" clip makes me angrier and angrier. We're post-apocalyptic, now. They should have had the "nothing new is getting manufactured, now. We've got to conserve things like bullets." But no, they're firing randomly into a flock of birds.
Also, I don't care how infected they are, bird beaks ARE NOT strong enough to chew through metal grating.
