Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:17 am
I've learned a new rule to renting videos. If it's a "Blockbuster Exclusive", then it sucks.
Black X-Mas tells the story of some kid named Billy who killed and ate his mom on Christmas. Now he's back and his old house is a sorority house.
This movie is a complete waste of time.
The story is pointless and full of plot holes. Nobody even tries to pretend like they can act. The characters are one dimensional and have zero intelligence.
I swear this movie was conceived by a 4 year old who had just watched a horror movie marathon. Everything here is stolen from other films and slammed together is a way that makes it not just stupid, but actually offensive to watch. (I don't mean offensive in a Christian Coalition "stop the violence" sort of way, but as a person with an IQ over 40.)
A complete waste of film and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.
1 out of 10. (The 1 point goes for the cute girls in the film, particularly the brunette with the fantastic lips whom I cannot place, but I know I've seen her elsewhere.)
Black X-Mas tells the story of some kid named Billy who killed and ate his mom on Christmas. Now he's back and his old house is a sorority house.
This movie is a complete waste of time.
The story is pointless and full of plot holes. Nobody even tries to pretend like they can act. The characters are one dimensional and have zero intelligence.
I swear this movie was conceived by a 4 year old who had just watched a horror movie marathon. Everything here is stolen from other films and slammed together is a way that makes it not just stupid, but actually offensive to watch. (I don't mean offensive in a Christian Coalition "stop the violence" sort of way, but as a person with an IQ over 40.)
A complete waste of film and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.
1 out of 10. (The 1 point goes for the cute girls in the film, particularly the brunette with the fantastic lips whom I cannot place, but I know I've seen her elsewhere.)