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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:19 pm
by Leisher
Some of these are hilarious.

A bunch more in the comments section too.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:34 pm
by GORDON
Bootcamp. SOme random period of instruction or something.

Recruit: Sir! This recruit requests permission to make a head call!

(head call = go to the bathroom)

Drill Instructor: Is it an emergency?

Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

DI: Well then I want you to run, and I want to see flashing lights and hear a siren.

So this recruit runs to the head while using his hands over his head to mimic flashing lights, and wailing a loud, "Weeeeeeeooooooowweeeeeeeeooooo" siren sound.

I have tons of hilarious punishment stories.