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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:19 pm
by Leisher
Some of these are hilarious.
A bunch more in the comments section too.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:34 pm
by GORDON
Bootcamp. SOme random period of instruction or something.
Recruit: Sir! This recruit requests permission to make a head call!
(head call = go to the bathroom)
Drill Instructor: Is it an emergency?
Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
DI: Well then I want you to run, and I want to see flashing lights and hear a siren.
So this recruit runs to the head while using his hands over his head to mimic flashing lights, and wailing a loud, "Weeeeeeeooooooowweeeeeeeeooooo" siren sound.
I have tons of hilarious punishment stories.