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Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:17 pm**

Why would you hack off your dick and jump from a balcony?

Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."

I'm really, really interested in your explanation.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:19 pm**

More interesting to me that a man named Johnson whacked off his pee pee.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 1:26 pm**

The reason:

He said that, while high on marijuana, he began reading a book about monks and vasectomies that apparently inspired him.

Yep. Totally makes sense.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 2:13 pm**

I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 2:24 pm**

TPRJones wrote:I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.

He was trying to jump off the balcony to ram the knife hilt on the ground so the blade would drive in deeply enough.

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I think they're lying