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Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:36 pm
by Leisher
he didn't let the kid have McDonald's.
If this sort of horseshit wasn't so commonplace this would be funnier.
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:38 pm
by TheCatt
Guess my kids should be taken away, Ive done the same.
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:55 pm
by thibodeaux
Divorce/Child Custody disputes are never about what they're about. They're always about something else.
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:57 pm
by Malcolm
Where's G to tell me again how living a life without responsibility -- not having kids, getting married, not an "adult life" -- is better than what I've currently got?
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:35 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:Where's G to tell me again how living a life without responsibility -- not having kids, getting married, not an "adult life" -- is better than what I've currently got?
Because when you get old you will be a drain on society without having had children to contribute to society.
You're welcome.
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:49 pm
by Malcolm
Right. There's a dude at work who's paralyzed from the waist down. He's got pretty much the same type of job I do. There are programmers there working up until the day they die. I'm not a pro athlete. I'm not lifting hay bales, harvesting crops, or doing hard, manual labour. I can do what I do for a living until Death gets the balls to come find me. How am I a drain while consuming goods and paying taxes if I can still produce blood flow to to bathe my brain in oxygen?
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Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:01 pm
by GORDON
yeah well i bet you still want roads and firemen and police, and you didn't make any kids to fill those roles. you will just coast to your death being taken care of by other peoples kids.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:43 pm
by Malcolm
You're shitting me. Are you suggesting there's going to be a shortage of any of those things in the future if we all don't fuck like rabbits?
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:44 pm
by GORDON
You specifically called me out. I'm just throwing shit out there.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:47 pm
by Malcolm
Weren't you the dude surprised when your buddy had his vasectomy? His chances of ever having to deal with shit like this are hovering near 0%.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:18 pm
by GORDON
What, are you still angry about it?
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:46 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:What, are you still angry about it?
No. Just saying that it's a practical reason.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:03 pm
by GORDON
When you are dying old and alone in some Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse, somewhere, I am going to have my progeny visit you and poke you in the forehead and tell you, "I bet you wish you had some kids of your own to make me stop."
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:32 pm
by Malcolm
I don't plan to die of enfeeblement.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:52 pm
by GORDON
Better hope.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:53 pm
by GORDON
BTW, the "Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse" just sort of came to me... and the more I think about it, the more likely it sounds.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:48 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:When you are dying old and alone in some Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse, somewhere, I am going to have my progeny visit you and poke you in the forehead and tell you, "I bet you wish you had some kids of your own to make me stop."
When your progeny comes home wearing eyeliner, black nail polish, and skipping school on this dude's birthday, I'm going to laugh ever so hard.
Just remember, every kid you have is another person that can be weaponized against you in a divorce.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:09 pm
by TheCatt
Were your parents divorced, Malcolm? I would have guessed no until now.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:29 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Were your parents divorced, Malcolm? I would have guessed no until now.
No, they're still trucking on with that marriage thing for ... I dunno, a few centuries now.