Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:01 pm
We don't give a shit if you're a wheelchair-bound tween, we'll fucking apply the most boneheaded zero tolerance logic humanly conceivable.
I assume "adversaries" means "anyone who flies on a plane that doesn't immediately get down on their knees and suck our dick while having their rights violated in a way that would be criminal in any other context."
“We are sensitive to the concerns of passengers who were not satisfied with their screening experience and we invite those individuals to provide feedback to TSA through a variety of channels,” the TSA said in a statement. “We work to balance those concerns with the very real threat that our adversaries will attempt to use explosives to carry out attacks on planes.”
I assume "adversaries" means "anyone who flies on a plane that doesn't immediately get down on their knees and suck our dick while having their rights violated in a way that would be criminal in any other context."