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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:49 pm
by Malcolm
LA: Go vegetarian on Mondays.
Fuck and you. I'll support this if my proposal for a coffee-free Los Angeles every Tuesday works out.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:13 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:LA: Go vegetarian on Mondays.
Fuck and you. I'll support this if my proposal for a coffee-free Los Angeles every Tuesday works out.
This.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:18 pm
by Malcolm
Huh?
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:45 pm
by GORDON
I support that. Additionally, I would like to see a law that prohibits restaurants or stores from selling meat on Monday.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:01 pm
by thibodeaux
I think this is great. And you know what else? People drink too much soda and eat too much popcorn (which is loaded with butter---BAD!---and salt---BAD!). And you know where people consume a lot of these products? Yep: movies. So maybe we should shut down movie theaters one day a week, say Friday or Saturday.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:23 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:And you know where people consume a lot of these products?
Their fucking places of residence?
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:30 pm
by thibodeaux
IT'S A GODDAM RHETORICAL QUESTION ASSHOLE!!11!
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:33 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:thibodeaux wrote:And you know where people consume a lot of these products?
Their fucking places of residence?
Well that will need to be monitored, too.
If we can regulate peoples usage of tobacco in their homes, we can do salt, too.
It's all for the greater good, after all.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:44 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:IT'S A GODDAM RHETORICAL QUESTION ASSHOLE!!11!
Yeah, but then it wouldn't egg G on.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:47 pm
by GORDON
This is the 21st century. There's really no reason we can't have a convenience device installed in all homes that allows every citizen to quickly and efficiently communicate with his our her government, and if that device also happens to monitor the internal atmosphere of the house for tobacco smoke or meth fumes or trace amounts of salt, well that's just an added convenience and you're welcome, citizens! Probably could record all audio for terrorists, too, just in case.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:49 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:Huh?
I was agreeing with you.
I give up my animals, when dipshits give up their drugs.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:59 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Malcolm wrote:Huh?
I was agreeing with you.
I give up my animals, when dipshits give up their drugs.
Ah. That also puts me in mind of something that Bill Maher said one day on Politically Incorrect. Much as many here despise him (including myself recently), every now and again, he says something brilliant.
"I'll support the Partnership for a Drug Free America and picket for making weed, coke, and whatever else illegal if they agree to add all the prescription and over-the-counter drugs the U.S. consumes on a daily basis to their prohibited substances list. Could you imagine this country without its caffeine, without its anti-anxiety and anti-depression pills, and all the other legalized fixes everybody takes on a daily basis?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:17 pm
by Leisher
"I'll support the Partnership for a Drug Free America and picket for making weed, coke, and whatever else illegal if they agree to add all the prescription and over-the-counter drugs the U.S. consumes on a daily basis to their prohibited substances list. Could you imagine this country without its caffeine, without its anti-anxiety and anti-depression pills, and all the other legalized fixes everybody takes on a daily basis?"
I don't think that's brilliant.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:23 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:"I'll support the Partnership for a Drug Free America and picket for making weed, coke, and whatever else illegal if they agree to add all the prescription and over-the-counter drugs the U.S. consumes on a daily basis to their prohibited substances list. Could you imagine this country without its caffeine, without its anti-anxiety and anti-depression pills, and all the other legalized fixes everybody takes on a daily basis?"
I don't think that's brilliant.
It perfectly answers the bullshit standard gov't line to, "Why don't you legalize [substance that seems less harmful than something currently legal]?"
"This country can't afford another drug habit," they say, as the FDA approves yet another chemical that will be recalled within two years and rack up half a dozen class action lawsuits. We seem to be affording our drugs quite well, thanks.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:35 pm
by TPRJones
Legalize all the drugs. Those that can handle their shit will handle their shit. Those that can't will die. The species is vastly improved.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:39 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:Legalize all the drugs. Those that can handle their shit will handle their shit. Those that can't will die. The species is vastly improved.
No no no with free health care everyones well being is our personal responsibility. Free drugs, but those who can't handle it will be assigned a 24 hour.... drug coach... and a nice room in the free drug clinic.
So many liberal policies conflict with each other that I don't even know which way to go overboard with it.
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:12 pm
by TPRJones
No no no with free health care everyones well being is our personal responsibility.
That's not a failure of drug policy, that's a failure of basic economics. Healthcare is not an unlimited resource. Not until you start to force people to become doctors and nurses and work for slave wages and nationalize all the pharmaceutical companies.
Stop it, that wasn't supposed to give you ideas.