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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:20 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:28 pm
by GORDON
And really, what kind of dumb polack lets a woman he dumped knock him out and have access to his teeth?
Maybe it is a rural area and she was the only dentist around, or something.
But even so, the craziness must be assumed in all cases.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:49 pm
by TPRJones
Pretty stupid of him.
Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:51 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:Pretty stupid of him.
Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.
I'd want jail time, too. He got maimed.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:57 pm
by TPRJones
Well, yeah. But not until after she pays, or he'll never get any replacement teeth.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:58 pm
by GORDON
At any rate, I would certainly want to bite a chunk out of her bank account.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:04 pm
by TPRJones
Ain't that the tooth!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:19 pm
by Leisher
Your bad play on words are flossing over the real issue!
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:33 pm
by TPRJones
Okay then, brushing all that aside what do you see as the real issue here?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:45 pm
by Leisher
Dammit! I didn't think you'd have an answer...
Uhm...I think the root of the problem is that she's crazy!
Ok, he's a moron, twice over in fact. Once for seeing her, the second time for buying her explanation. However, she threw her entire life's work and professional career away for petty vengeance.
If that's "I am woman, hear me roar", then they should probably shut the fuck up and think things through first.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:53 pm
by TPRJones
Trust me, I could carry on with the puns for a long time with no problem. It's a curse. :p
I think your analysis drills right to the heart of the matter, and I agree wholeheartedly.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:56 pm
by Leisher
I think you might win the crown for your puns.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:08 pm
by GORDON
One thing is for sure, being toothless sure did gum up his love life.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:43 pm
by TPRJones
Yeah, his young new maiden ture was shallow! Did she only love him for his smile?
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:18 am
by Leisher
This dentist didn't have the wisdom to let things go.
(I think I only have two more...) 
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:27 am
by TPRJones
She set such serious records for crazy here, she deserves a plaque.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:56 am
by Leisher
I realize this dentist was upset by the breakup, but if she was lonely, she should have purchased a canine for companionship and emotional support.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:10 am
by TPRJones
I do feel a little bad for her, though. Faced with this sort of crazy, can you imagine what sort of retainer her lawyer is going to demand?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:36 am
by Leisher
Do you think removing his teeth filled the cavity he left in her heart?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:45 am
by GORDON
I just thought of something.
In the Shawshank Redemption version of Family Guy, Peter was there 3 months before 2 words came out of his mouth.... and those words were "Vagina boob."
Vagina boob.
Oh George Lucas.