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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:04 pm
by Leisher
You know the " list of 5 celebs you're 'allowed' to do" that every married person knows about, can talk about, but would be murdered if they ever actually followed through with?
Post your 5 with pictures.
Here are my current 5:
Probably the person with the highest Q rating on the planet right now. (BTW, her name is Milana Vayntrub.)
She's a pixie (my thing), can cook, she's Italian, and her father is in Hollywood. What's not to like?
Crazy hot, perfect body, Hollywood connections, by all accounts pretty nice and sane, and likes "normal" guy nerds.
And I've got to be honest, I'm a bit stuck at this point. There are others I can think of, but I'm not sure I'd put them on this list like ScarJo, Fiona from Burn Notice, that platinum blonde chick from GoT that I'm sure will be on one of your lists, etc.
Oh wait...Duh.
I mean, even if she wasn't hot (and she is), being able to say you slept with the most dangerous woman on the planet is awesome.
Taking applications for #5.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:06 pm
by TheCatt
Who's that #3?
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:27 pm
by Leisher
Heather Graham. She's been on my list since she hit the scene, and has stayed on it based on stuff I've heard about her off camera life.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:49 pm
by GORDON
You suckers.... I'm allowed a list of 10.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:06 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Heather Graham. She's been on my list since she hit the scene, and has stayed on it based on stuff I've heard about her off camera life.
Whoa. OK, she looked super familiar I just couldn't place it.
She would have been on my late 90s list, then I probably would have forgotten.
I haven't made a list in forevers. My wife says everyone's fair game.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:08 pm
by GORDON
Yeah, I might have to update my list. The hot ass-kicking woman on Agents of SHIELD is from Toledo and I never know when she may be visiting and I get a chance to seduce her.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:46 pm
by TPRJones
Which one? May? Skye? Bobbi?
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:03 pm
by GORDON
Uh, Bobbi, I think.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:47 pm
by Vince
May is like... 52 I think? Looks really good.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:38 pm
by TPRJones
Leisher wrote:Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:18 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:Leisher wrote:Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
You're single. You don't need a list.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:45 pm
by TPRJones
True, but I can still have a top five.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:52 am
by Leisher
TPRJones wrote:Leisher wrote:Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
I have no idea who those women are, but I look forward to looking them up.
You're also the only one who named anyone besides me.
I think the rest of them are afraid we'll tease them when they post an image of the cast of The View.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:06 am
by TPRJones
They're all internet people. Mostly YouTube. They're also all short & petite, mostly dark-haired, smart, and hilarious. I have a type.
Of them I think you'd appreciate the work of Ashly Burch the most.
Hey Ash, Season 1 (There's four seasons so far, S5 coming soon)
Baked Goods
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:02 am
by GORDON
I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.
My problem is that the chicks I would have listed 2 years ago recently had babies and are ruined. Mila, Natalie, Scarlet. Sigh. I don't know many of the new chicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:35 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.
Has an alien face.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:45 am
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:GORDON wrote:I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.
Has an alien face.
No... wait. She has a face? Another gay.
My main memory of her is when I saw her masturbating in a bathtub, but I don't remember a face.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:47 am
by GORDON
Do you remember seeing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in the theaters when Natalie Portman still had nipples? They edited those off for the DVDs.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:40 am
by Leisher
Post your 5 with pictures.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:01 am
by Malcolm
No... wait. She has a face? Another gay.
So G's ideal woman either has no face or no head?