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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am
by Leisher

Discuss.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:00 am
by TPRJones
I love bacon.
But I love boobs more.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:20 pm
by thibodeaux
That bacon vs those boobs, that one time?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:21 pm
by Leisher
thibodeaux wrote:That bacon vs those boobs, that one time?
This wins for best answer so far.
I love that this question, at face value, should be a no brainer, but...bacon...
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:47 pm
by TPRJones
As long as there is parity and it's a question of provision, then boobs.
All the bacon I could ever want vs all the boobs I could ever want? Boobs.
That bacon vs those boobs? Boobs.
All the bacon ever vs those boobs now? Bacon (no parity)
Giving up bacon forever or giving up boobs forever? In that scenario I'll keep the bacon (I can buy bacon anytime I want it without having to take it out to dinner and a movie and promising to call it tomorrow).
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:50 pm
by TheCatt
Right, as life stands right now, I can have all the bacon I want, all different types of bacon, whenever I want.
Boobs, I'm limited to two.
So I'll take the boobs, cuz I'm assuming this is a no consequences, right now decision.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:14 pm
by thibodeaux
This reminds me of the joke about the rabbi and the priest
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:47 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:This reminds me of the joke about the rabbi and the priest
I think I already know that punchline.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:48 pm
by Malcolm
There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:12 pm
by Leisher
There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.
Bacon isn't a meat. It's small slices of nirvana that have taken physical form.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:38 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.
Bacon isn't a meat. It's small slices of nirvana that have taken physical form.
I stand by my response.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:05 pm
by Paul
Boobs all the way.
I can enjoy boobs without ever touching them.
I'd never date a boobless woman who made great bacon.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:23 pm
by TPRJones
I'd never date a boobless woman who made great bacon.
I would. My experience has been that girls with small breasts work it harder to make up for it.
Plus, I do like great bacon.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:36 pm
by GORDON
I am not a boob man... give me a great ass every time.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:55 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:My experience has been that girls with small breasts work it harder to make up for it.
I'll go with the converse and say my experience has been women with big titties tend to be big bitches.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 10:08 pm
by TPRJones
It's entirely possible it was just a lack of bitchiness that seemed like working harder for it.
Like the proverbial hitting oneself with a hammer.