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Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 6:25 pm**

Yesterday:

Wife has misplaced her sunglasses. She is searching the house getting more and more irritated.

Wife: I can't find them! I know they have to be here! Did you notice when I had them on last?

Me: (Detecting danger now that her attention is on me) No, I can't recall where I saw you with them, last. Also, this is going to end up being my fault, right?

Wife: Of course not. But if you paid more attention to me, you'd have noticed where I had them last.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 6:42 pm**

Were she paying attention to you more, she could remind you to do so when appropriate.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 6:48 pm**

Nice turn-about Malcolm

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 8:18 pm**

Keep in mind that phrase has never actually worked. I dunno what "work" would constitute in this case, though. Silence, I guess?

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 10:56 pm**

It's a moral victory

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2009 11:45 pm**

Most relationships have NOTHING to do w\ morality. You can put "marriage" at the top of that list.

Edited By Malcolm on 1243395968

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 6:15 pm**

"I'm sorry, I don't notice things you look terrible in while wearing. Like how trauma victims blank out parts of their life."

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