Twerking
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2026 5:03 pm
Truth bomb: I think giant asses are fucking gross. Don't care if you got it from McDonald's or surgery. Furthermore, I think the obsession with "thick" is proof positive that propaganda is a real thing and works very well. The majority of white men loved rumps with the correct proportions to a lady's body until Sir Mix-a-lot came along.
I say Sir Mix-a-lot, but mean the introduction of one aspect of a culture that likes bigger butts...and they cannot lie. And there's nothing wrong with that!
Like bigger butts if you want, but I'm from an era that used to measure acceptable butts with an increasing scale using their hands. Touch both thumbs together at the tips, extend your pinky fingers like you're making a goal post, and there's your starting point. Now insert the width of a bottle of beer for each drink you have as the night progresses...
With giant asses came twerking, which is embarrassing for both the twerker and whoever has to see it. Mainly because it's usually the giant asses doing it, and that's shit gross. Then the girls with flat asses or no skills would try it, and that's embarrassing too.
90% of the time I see a woman twerking, it's not appealing or I get second hand embarrassment for them.
That all was said just as an excuse to post this bit of perfection to give you all something nice to start off the weekend!
I say Sir Mix-a-lot, but mean the introduction of one aspect of a culture that likes bigger butts...and they cannot lie. And there's nothing wrong with that!
Like bigger butts if you want, but I'm from an era that used to measure acceptable butts with an increasing scale using their hands. Touch both thumbs together at the tips, extend your pinky fingers like you're making a goal post, and there's your starting point. Now insert the width of a bottle of beer for each drink you have as the night progresses...
With giant asses came twerking, which is embarrassing for both the twerker and whoever has to see it. Mainly because it's usually the giant asses doing it, and that's shit gross. Then the girls with flat asses or no skills would try it, and that's embarrassing too.
90% of the time I see a woman twerking, it's not appealing or I get second hand embarrassment for them.
That all was said just as an excuse to post this bit of perfection to give you all something nice to start off the weekend!