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Religion

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 2:22 pm
by TheCatt
Do we not have a religion thread by now?

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:55 pm
by GORDON
The older I get, the more it seems like Satan is the actual straight-shooter of the two. Tired of the "ineffable God with unknowable motivations" crap.

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 5:09 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:55 pm The older I get, the more it seems like Satan is the actual straight-shooter of the two. Tired of the "ineffable God with unknowable motivations" crap.
Yes. I feel that's the main point of the comic. No more "this 8 year old girl died of painful cancer because it was God's will"

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:21 pm
by thibodeaux
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/? ... ersion=NLT

“ Satan...is the god of this world”

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:38 pm
by GORDON
I've been Hail Sataning for a few years now. Peeps always assume in being funny.

Church of Satanism also has some seriously good tenets, compared to your local Christian megachurch.

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 5:32 pm
by TheCatt
Oh, btw, I'm now Reverend The Catt. God bless the Internet.

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 7:23 pm
by Leisher
Did you get ordained online like Kevin Smith?

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:27 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Fri Apr 21, 2023 7:23 pm Did you get ordained online like Kevin Smith?
I did :) Officiating a wedding in two weeks.

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 10:54 pm
by Leisher
That's fantastic.

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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:47 am
by GORDON
Bet you a dollar you can't work in the words "aluminum siding" into the ceremony.

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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2023 8:41 pm
by TheCatt
Jesus had just warned His audience against using their eyes for lustful purposes (Matthew 5:28), so His prescribed remedy for lust—to pluck out an eye—makes sense, in a radical sort of way.
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But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
Does anyone really obey the Bible?

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2023 8:41 pm Does anyone really obey the Bible?
Nobody follows any of the religious books religiously. (I couldn't resist.)
TheCatt wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2023 8:41 pm But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 11:31 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?
I mean, I agree, but I'm a flawed human cursed for eternal damnation.

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:08 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 11:31 am
Leisher wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?
I mean, I agree, but I'm a flawed human cursed for eternal damnation.
As the devil, I can confirm you are headed there.

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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 9:45 am
by TheCatt

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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:38 pm
by Leisher
We need a like button.

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:32 am
by TheCatt

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:47 am
by Leisher
“I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.” — Anthony Jeselnik.

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:49 am
by GORDON
Replaced with.... what? Humans are scared little animals, and like to feel safety in numbers. Something is replacing it.

Groupthink with social media?

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:50 am
by GORDON
No, duh, my team/your team politics. That's it. That's why people are so passionate about their rich person with the letter behind their name.