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You run out of hot dog buns. 1 (top) or 2 (bottom)

No brainer. Turn it into a sandwich or burger-esque meal.

Leisher wrote: No brainer. Turn it into a sandwich or burger-esque meal.

I had thought so too, but that 2nd one had never occurred to me, ever. And wanted to see if others had thought of doing it that way.

I just think you wanted to figure out a way to get two hands on a weiner.

Forgot the mustard and onion.

GORDON wrote: Forgot the mustard and onion.

ewwwwww

You a ketchup man?

GORDON wrote: You a ketchup man?

ewwwwww

For hot dogs: Chili (and maybe cheese?) or nothing.

Never heard of people preferring plain over mustard, before.

I mean - you cut the one on the bottom into two hot dogs.. right?

That looks fine with me.

Only two real options:

And you either go Ketchup + SWEET relish only

or

ANY of the option where you just chuck the kitchen sink at the hot dog. Everything you got in your fridge and produce basket. Onions, Slaw, Chili, Bacon, random sauces, whatever, same category. I count them all the same.

Only serial killers and people in competitive eating contests eat plain hot dogs.

GORDON wrote: Never heard of people preferring plain over mustard, before.

My dog prefers his that way.

Troy wrote: Only serial killers and people in competitive eating contests eat plain hot dogs.

I think this might be scientifically true.

It's also true that anyone who eats ketchup on a dog is technically a child. It's science.

https://amazingribs.com/absolutely-posi ... eddaboudit

Troy wrote: Only serial killers and people in competitive eating contests eat plain hot dogs.

Well... guess yall have to figure out which one I am, and I've never been to Coney Island.