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Every heard of "Lesbian Bed Death?" Apparently there's a cliche out there that monogamous lesbian relationships become sexless at a pretty fast rate. Lack of sperm fits.

Nice.

Literal unicorns.

Not sure I've ever actually seen a lesbian couple, outside of porn, where both were lipstick.

I've been seeing that on TV commercials. All the couples are hot gay (definitely no bears) or hot les (definitely no bull dykes) now, "to reflect the modern world in which we live."