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I wonder if a storefront with an office and a desk could be viable, if your job is making decisions for people.

"I really want this face tattoo, but I feel like maybe I should pay the rent. Would it be a good idea if I was short on rent?"

Charge them $20 per decision (more if it takes more time to think), and see what happens. I don't know.

Have a hotline. "Is it ok if I bang this tinder stranger without a condom? He assures me he's clean."

They won't listen to you anyway.

I genuinely think you would get business. However, you need to spin it to the positive.

"Life Coach, Inc."

Call anytime and for $5 a question we'll help you make the best decisions!

Of course, you'll be exposing yourself to lawsuits...

TheCatt wrote: They won't listen to you anyway.

They're already making bad decisions, maybe they'll throw a Jackson at me before they do.