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There's a "Matrix - Reboot" thread, but sequels aren't reboots and I refuse to fucking use that word for one.

Anyway, They got Keanu signed up.

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/matr ... 203307955/

I think it's cool that the brothers stepped aside and let a woman direct it.

Ha!

I'm not sure I care. 2 and 3 were exceptionally bad.

Leisher wrote: I'm not sure I care. 2 and 3 were exceptionally bad.

Truth

Same. No interest.

dr evil: right...

This does not excite me in the slightest.

There was 1 Matrix movie.

Fake trailer. I recognized at least 3 other Keanu movie clips in there.

GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:14 pm Fake trailer. I recognized at least 3 other Keanu movie clips in there.

If you're being serious you might want to let the studio know because that is very much the official trailer for Matrix 4.

I saw clips from Constantine, an action movie about cold fusion which name escapes me, and Tai Chi.

You're right. Just watched it and it's not the same as the one I saw this morning.

Apparently I saw a leaked version that has since been pulled. It was screened for ComicCon. I'm finding people talking about it, but not the trailer again.

This website contains scenes from the trailer I saw.

It's also the official website of the movie, so yeah...

Finally, here's the real one I saw.

I'm not willing to condemn it yet. The visuals appear to be correct. Let's see if there's a good story.

I thought Matrix 2 and 3 were unwatchable piles of shit. So...where was Morpheus?

I like the idea that he is in a version of the Matrix where the Matrix movie exists...

Troy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:12 pm I like the idea that he is in a version of the Matrix where the Matrix movie exists...

Close.

I'm not even going to spoiler this shit.

This movie is No Bueno. It's 2.5 hours long, and there's about 40 minutes of good show, here. Unless you like long scenes of people sitting around talking about how awesome The Matrix was, and a villain whose main method of attack is Bullettime. And he uses that word over and over. He literally says, paraphrased, "I'm using bullettime to defeat you."

Even the technical aspects of this movie.... some long shots seemed to use the same camera that soap operas use. It just didn't look like a movie. Looked cheap.

Lana had her ability to make a good movie removed along with her penis.