Welcome to Thunderdome

When you just want to shut it all down and sell it all and disappear to someplace where it is perfectly acceptable to wake up on a beach?

I love my kid and I wouldn't change a thing but CHILD FREE 2029. I'm going to drop the mic and say, "And now my watch is done."

Moments, yes.

When you just want to shut it all down and sell it all and disappear to someplace where it is perfectly acceptable to wake up on a beach?

Fuck no.

Absent father, broken home, responsible for younger siblings since I was 13. High school teachers to Marine drill instructors to being married.

I don't know what having zero responsibility feels like, but I am beginning to allow myself license to dream. I have a strong feeling I am not in a city, in this dream.

Mexico's cheap, we can gaytire there together.

Heh, never heard that term. I think there's a good size city there known for it's American expat community. Can't remember the name.

GORDON wrote:Heh, never heard that term. I think there's a good size city there known for it's American expat community. Can't remember the name.

I just made it up, I think.

There's probably several of those places, I think at least 1 million Americans live there.

Well I'll keep you in mind. Which one of us would be the slob?

GORDON wrote:Well I'll keep you in mind. Which one of us would be the slob?

We don't even have to pick! We both can! Gaytirement!

But if you don't want to be the slob, I definitely will.

Although, with the whole Trump thing, maybe Costa Rica instead?

Catt and G in their later years:

TheCatt wrote:

GORDON wrote:Well I'll keep you in mind. Which one of us would be the slob?

We don't even have to pick! We both can! Gaytirement!

But if you don't want to be the slob, I definitely will.

I don't like having, like, organic matter rotting anywhere, but my desk usually isn't immaculate.

That means I keep a clean kitchen, but most other things slide.

Great, I have to be the black guy again. Who cares, Zihuatanejo is awesome. OK, agreed - no rotting stuff. I'l bury my hookers deep.

I just won't live with bugs. They don't need to necessarily be buried deep as long as they are far from the beach bungalow.

I'm out sick for a few days and you two come out of the closet?

Leisher wrote:I'm out sick for a few days and you two come out of the closet?

Well, I was waiting for you, but a man can only be so patient.