Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:15 pm
Synopsis:
Another goddamned found footage flick, this time with a high school drama club motif.
Review:
Fuck this genre. What it touts as "realism" is nothing more than "we're too fucking cheap to buy professional camera equipment." I can't believe this $100K snoozer made $43M. How much weren't they trying? Here are the main characters:
Come the fuck on. I can only assume the actors were dim enough that they couldn't hit their cues unless their real names were used and Ryan was the dumbest of all. Anyway, 20 years ago (the mid '90s, holy shit) a high school play goes awry when the prop gallows works a bit too well and some tights-wearing swirlie fodder gets hung. Two decades after that, someone decides that staging the same fucking thing would be a fine idea in spite of the fact that the theatre gave birth to the term "the Scottish play."
Three retards break into the school after hours with intentions of destroying the set and preventing the production. They run into retard #4 and find themselves locked in. What follows is a formulaic isolate and eliminate fest that drags on for sixty minutes.
Verdict:
Fuck this movie.
Edited By Malcolm on 1460344545
Another goddamned found footage flick, this time with a high school drama club motif.
Review:
Fuck this genre. What it touts as "realism" is nothing more than "we're too fucking cheap to buy professional camera equipment." I can't believe this $100K snoozer made $43M. How much weren't they trying? Here are the main characters:
Reese Mishler as Reese Houser
Pfeifer Brown as Pfeifer Ross
Ryan Shoos as Ryan Shoos
Cassidy Gifford as Cassidy Spilker
Price T. Morgan as Price
Come the fuck on. I can only assume the actors were dim enough that they couldn't hit their cues unless their real names were used and Ryan was the dumbest of all. Anyway, 20 years ago (the mid '90s, holy shit) a high school play goes awry when the prop gallows works a bit too well and some tights-wearing swirlie fodder gets hung. Two decades after that, someone decides that staging the same fucking thing would be a fine idea in spite of the fact that the theatre gave birth to the term "the Scottish play."
Three retards break into the school after hours with intentions of destroying the set and preventing the production. They run into retard #4 and find themselves locked in. What follows is a formulaic isolate and eliminate fest that drags on for sixty minutes.
Verdict:
Fuck this movie.
Edited By Malcolm on 1460344545