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Variety piece.

The list:

“Money Monster” – 4/8/16
“The Shallows” – 6/24/16
“Ghostbusters” – 7/15/16*
“Patient Zero” – 9/2/16
“The Magnificent Seven” – 9/23/16*
“Underworld 5″ – 10/21/16
“Passengers” – 12/21/16
“Jumanji” – 12/25/16
“The Dark Tower” – 1/13/17
“Resident Evil 6″ – 1/27/17
“Bad Boys 3″ – 2/17/17
“Baby Driver” – 3/17/17
“Barbie” – 6/2/17
“Uncharted” – 6/30/17*
“The Lamb” – 12/8/17
“Bad Boys 4″ – 7/3/19

A Jumanji reboot, two more Bad Boys films, and a Ghostbusters reboot? What decade is this?

A Mag 7 remake? Blasphemy. Underworld 5? Res Evil 6? Barbie? Oh my fucking god. I will say I'm curious about The Dark Tower but only in the same way I'm interested in something crashing and burning.



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