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Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:22 am**

Analeigh Tipton is unemployed and coming off a bad breakup that has crushed her. Her friends convince her to get laid, so she goes online and meets Miles Teller. She heads to his house for some lovin' and they get snowed in so they're stuck together.

A bit of movie making 101 as the story is predictable, but Miles and Analeigh are pretty solid. They have good on screen chemistry, and both are written to be very charming, and far sharper than anyone their age in that situation in real life would be.

The ending gets pretty dumb due to the solution Miles' character uses to resolve the story line issue they're given.

This movie is carried by the acting and chemistry of its two stars. The story is pretty far fetched. The movie's not really great, not really bad. It's a movie I probably would have loved when I was younger and single because it would have "spoke to me". In fact, I'd absolutely recommend it to young, single people. Everyone else can skip it. Not that it's awful, but it's been done and there's really nothing about it that needs to be seen.

Analeigh Tipton is hot though despite her alienish looks. (That's a joke from the movie.)

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:26 am**

Leisher wrote:Analeigh Tipton is hot though despite her alienish looks. (That's a joke from the movie.)

Noe a joke, true.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:32 am**

You mofos got a real loose description of "alien."

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:47 am**

Her eyes are REALLY big.

I'd hit it though.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:51 am**

I'm not seeing REALLY big.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:11 am**

That's because in that picture her eyes are closed. At least as closed as she can get them.

Her eyes are what Japanese guys jack off to when they think of Western women.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:23 am**

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Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:37 am**

All I see are aliens.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:40 am**

It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:10 pm**

Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.

Y'all are picky beyond belief.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:26 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
Y'all are picky beyond belief.

Cuz we can be

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:44 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
Vince wrote:It's not just the eyes. Something is just off about the proportions of her face.
Y'all are picky beyond belief.

Don't get me wrong, I don't find her unattractive. There's just something kind of "off" about her face and I'm not sure what it is. She may have a near perfectly symmetrical face. I understand that people find those to look sort of "off".

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:49 pm**

She reminds me of Fiona Apple (also hideous)

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:11 pm**

WTF is wrong with you people? Is she alien?

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:26 pm**

Catt is just nuts or fucking with you.

She's not hideous. I said I'd hit it. However, she does have the sort of face that might not be attractive once she hits middle age. Her prime years are right now when those facial features make her interesting. Once she's older she could very well look like this:

I see what Catt's saying about Fiona Apple, as I can understand seeing a resemblance, and notice that she's not aging well...

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:37 pm**

Malcolm wrote:WTF is wrong with you people? Is she alien?

I can't see anything there.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:53 pm**

You mean she's now invisible to you as well?

She looks acceptable to me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:43 pm**

Would hit with the almighty wrath of a thunderbolt. Ya'll are retarded.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:45 pm**

I'd hit it so hard they'd need a wrecker to straighten out the frame just so it could be rolled away.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:57 pm**

You people need standards. Or, maybe to visit heroin dens.

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