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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:48 pm
by Leisher
Here's the movie that will have millions of women finger blasting themselves.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:43 pm
by GORDON
Not even going to watch it.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:55 pm
by TheCatt
I doubt it will be nearly as successful as the <s>fan-fic</s> novels were.
But I'm all for women finger basting themselves.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:57 pm
by GORDON
I'm getting a little irritated with my wife. After 50 Shades became a thing right as she started reading books on her tablet, for the last two years those $1.50 soft core porn books are all she reads, and many of them multiple times. I think she is starting to resent me because I am not a rugged cowboy that rapes women but he is hot so it is ok.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:02 pm
by TheCatt
So... <s>rape</s> play rough with her?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:03 pm
by GORDON
Thanks Doctor Ruth.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:04 pm
by TheCatt
I'm here to help.
I told her to do you the other night... did she?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:05 pm
by GORDON
Happy birthday to me.
So that was from you? Thanks. Almost like you were there.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:19 pm
by TheCatt
Now Im confused.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:42 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Happy birthday to me.
So that was from you? Thanks. Almost like you were there.
She used the strap on?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:23 pm
by GORDON
No it was like CATT was there.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:17 am
by TheCatt
Did I get you laid, or not?
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:29 pm
by Paul
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:24 pm
by GORDON
FTL:
Suddenly I Feel Like My Husband's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:35 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:FTL:
Suddenly I Feel Like My Husband's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.
I knew you would pick up on that part.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:37 pm
by GORDON
I knew you would know.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:56 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:I knew you would know.
I knew you would know that I would know.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:57 pm
by GORDON
I knew that too.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:20 pm
by TPRJones
Fight! Fight! Fight!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!</span>
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:25 pm
by GORDON
Since the book came out and I heard the gist of it my standard line has been, "So the difference between this charming mister grey and a typical physically abusive boyfriend is about a billion dollars?"
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