Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:17 pm
Synopsis:
Bruce Willis remakes RED with a slightly different ensemble cast.
Review:
The entire movie I was thinking, "Man, that Russian agent looks like the ugly version of Catherine-Zeta Jones with a really shitty Jersey Shore spray-on tan." Apparently, it was Catherine Zeta-Jones(-Douglas?). Also has Stormshadow as an actual Korean dude.
Other than not having Morgan Freeman, this movie has a few scenes in the "I want to be the next True Lies" vein.
Verdict:
Did you see the previous installment and that Arnold/Jamie Lee film? Get drunk and watch them at the same time on different screens. It's a good approximation.
Edited By Malcolm on 1402872116
Bruce Willis remakes RED with a slightly different ensemble cast.
Review:
The entire movie I was thinking, "Man, that Russian agent looks like the ugly version of Catherine-Zeta Jones with a really shitty Jersey Shore spray-on tan." Apparently, it was Catherine Zeta-Jones(-Douglas?). Also has Stormshadow as an actual Korean dude.
Other than not having Morgan Freeman, this movie has a few scenes in the "I want to be the next True Lies" vein.
Verdict:
Did you see the previous installment and that Arnold/Jamie Lee film? Get drunk and watch them at the same time on different screens. It's a good approximation.
Edited By Malcolm on 1402872116