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I hear we need more naked women.

I imagined Jennifer Anniston having bigger boobs.

Leisher wrote: I raise you 15 real life celebs who could be in that picture.

My ratings (of the pics on Leisher's link, not my desire to see them photoshopped onto a man)
1. Lupita Nyong'o: gross
2. Keira Knightley: manjaw (would bang)
3. Sandra Oh: ugly
4. Zoe Saldana: maybe, as long as she's not an alien
5. Gwen Stefani: never trust a blonde with thick black eyebrows (would bang)
6. Paris Hilton: skank
7. FKA Twigs: DA FUQ??
8. Kate Moss: would bang
9. Emma Watson: jailbait (would totally bang in Alabama)
10. Gwyneth Paltrow: maybe 20 years ago
11. Kate Hudson: oh yeah
12. Natalie Portman: she looks botoxed (would bang both the light AND dark side)
13. Debra Messing: fag hag (would prob bang)
14. Sienna Miller: who? looks like skank but would bang I guess
15. Olivia Wilde: manjaw. Would bang if she called me Dr. House

I think Emma's like 22 now or something.

And I wouldn't be able to stand talking to her.

GORDON wrote: I think Emma's like 22 now or something.

And I wouldn't be able to stand talking to her.

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GORDON wrote: I think Emma's like 22 now or something.

And I wouldn't be able to stand talking to her.

Yeah, not interested in conversation with her...

I'd do Keira, Emma, Natalie, Sienna, and Olivia.

Kate Hudson is hot, but I've heard she's mentally unbalanced and has more diseases than Africa.

Leisher wrote: Kate Hudson is hot, but I've heard she's mentally unbalanced and has more diseases than Africa.

Racist much, Drumpf?

Leisher wrote: I'd do Keira, Emma, Natalie, Sienna, and Olivia.

Kate Hudson is hot, but I've heard she's mentally unbalanced and has more diseases than Africa.

I would too, but only if I'm first.

Pierced nipples cause clinking noises on the teeth. Not a fan.

*sproosh*

We've had the video here before, but that comment is hilarious.



For you Gordo.

Leisher wrote:

I tell people: given a choice, I'd grow (scalp) hair. BUT, that said...there's a lot of upside. Also, a lot of women SAY it's sexy. Take that with a grain of salt.

Every time I have to pick up an AK, I whisper a silent apology to Cube.