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1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

I’m not running an intergalactic kegger here.

You should dress up as him and give out the candy and use that voice. None of them will get it.

The other day I was giving out candy at a campground, they had a Halloween parade early. I engaged every single fucking kid with dad humor... and any kid who was dressed up as a soldier or fireman or something, I thanked them for their service.

Leisher wrote: Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

Yeah, they don't come in buses here but I recognize some demographic patterns, nomesayin. Also when there's a teenager dressed as a teenager but with glitter on her face. Come on. You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

GORDON wrote: 1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

Do you serve them on a plate of gold, or does your butler?

TheCatt wrote:

GORDON wrote: 1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

Do you serve them on a plate of gold, or does your butler?

I outsource and three Indians come in to do the job of one person, but for less.

Seriously though, Costco has saved me a ton this year on the full sized bars.

thibodeaux wrote:

Leisher wrote: Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

Yeah, they don't come in buses here but I recognize some demographic patterns, nomesayin. Also when there's a teenager dressed as a teenager but with glitter on her face. Come on. You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Saw a good facebook thing the other day... if they're out trick or treating, then they aren't doing drugs and getting pregnant, so you give them some fucking candy.

If you keep going across the ocean, where do you end up?

Just salt. And after 160 days, there's just more salt.

Nice picture.

He's not wrong....

God I hope that's fake.

That appears to be from here

RoastMe dump.

That last one:

She It.

sheit.

Sheeeeit.