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[TheCatt]

[GORDON]

1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

[Leisher]

Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

I’m not running an intergalactic kegger here.

[GORDON]

You should dress up as him and give out the candy and use that voice. None of them will get it.

The other day I was giving out candy at a campground, they had a Halloween parade early. I engaged every single fucking kid with dad humor... and any kid who was dressed up as a soldier or fireman or something, I thanked them for their service.

[thibodeaux]

Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

Yeah, they don't come in buses here but I recognize some demographic patterns, nomesayin. Also when there's a teenager dressed as a teenager but with glitter on her face. Come on. You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

[TheCatt]

1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

Do you serve them on a plate of gold, or does your butler?

[GORDON]

1. I give out full size.

2. "Fun size?" More like bullshit size.

Do you serve them on a plate of gold, or does your butler?

I outsource and three Indians come in to do the job of one person, but for less.

Seriously though, Costco has saved me a ton this year on the full sized bars.

[GORDON]

Kids get bused into my neighborhood. They get bullshit size.

Yeah, they don't come in buses here but I recognize some demographic patterns, nomesayin. Also when there's a teenager dressed as a teenager but with glitter on her face. Come on. You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Saw a good facebook thing the other day... if they're out trick or treating, then they aren't doing drugs and getting pregnant, so you give them some fucking candy.

[TheCatt]

If you keep going across the ocean, where do you end up?

[GORDON]

Just salt. And after 160 days, there's just more salt.

[Leisher]

[TheCatt]

Nice picture.

[TheCatt]

He's not wrong....

[TheCatt]

[TheCatt]

[TheCatt]

God I hope that's fake.

[TheCatt]

That appears to be from here

[Leisher]

RoastMe dump.

[GORDON]

That last one:

She It.

sheit.

Sheeeeit.

[TheCatt]