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Preseason hype isn't new, especially for him. To be fair, the Bills look decent on paper this year:

Tyrod seems poised for a breakout year. Shady and Karlos could be a brutal 1-2 punch if they don't get hurt. The defense is respectable, particularly at home. The receiving corp might be kind of shaky. I'm not sold on Watkins. Overrated and unspectacular to this point. Their o-line is the question mark. I believe they weren't great last year.

Davone Bess enjoying the simple life.

He can always cut switches professionally.

DeMarco glad to be the fuck out of Philly.

Pete on Russell. I don't think the gunslinger from the last third of the season shows up to start. You'll see more 1 TD games from him.

Ben Affleck -- still a shitty actor and sports fan.

Leisher wrote:How MJD gaining 5 yards changed the NFL.

Dear god that site sucks. Even the scrolling locks every few seconds.

Malcolm wrote:

Leisher wrote:How MJD gaining 5 yards changed the NFL.

Dear god that site sucks. Even the scrolling locks every few seconds.

The worst part is it's the best site for sports right now, but yeah, it's horribly built.

Goddamn. Baldwin is cashing in on the second half of last year.

The Seahawks signed Baldwin to a four-year, $46 million contract extension Tuesday that will keep him under contract through the 2020 season, NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported, via a source involved with the deal. The Seahawks later confirmed the deal.

The new pact, which includes $24.25 million in guarantees, averages $11.5 million annually, a hefty raise from the three-year, $13 million contract signed in the spring of 2014.

I got $100 right now that says bullshit.

Manziel told TMZ that he’s “going completely sober starting July 1st.” ... At least he says he plans to, after this one sweet kegger he’s throwing in Mexico.

Of course it's bullshit. Anyone who quits anything and means it quits right NOW. They don't set a date.

I quit desserts tomorrow like a billion times.

We had a similar running joke in college about breaking up with girls.

"Totally guys, I'm going to break up with this girl on Monday. But tonight, tonight i'm going over to her place one last time"

They ended up having babies.

Malcolm wrote:I got $100 right now that says bullshit.

Manziel told TMZ that he’s “going completely sober starting July 1st.” ... At least he says he plans to, after this one sweet kegger he’s throwing in Mexico.

Suspension to be served on the off chance he gets back in the game.

Great bit on Tosh that slams Manziel and Skip Bayless.

Damn, he did finally stop making his show 90% videos of people throwing up?

Malcolm wrote:Damn, he did finally stop making his show 90% videos of people throwing up?

100% of season 1 of GoT is mind numbingly boring, but even I wouldn't assume the other 5 seasons are the same.

Point being, yours is a very old criticism that has become a regular joke on the show for years.

Highest paid player in history. So far.

In suspension news: Rolando McClain gone 10 games, Sheldon Richardson gone 1.

Cleveland is down to four bullets in its game of Russian QB Roulette.

Brock prepares for a no doubt historic year.