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Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 2:49 pm Also, he mentions it, and it was discussed in that subreddit, but apparently, a curse of being that big is getting and maintaining erections. Even Viagra and whatnot don't really help.
When I was in high school, my girlfriend's sister had 2 boyfriends. One of whom had a 8-9" penis. But it was never 100% hard, apparently.
Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 2:49 pm BTW, take this tidbit however you want, but the average vaginal depth is only 5.5". Oh! That brings us back to the Kalil's. I might have been onto something with the "micro-vagina".
Like at max arousal, or before arousal? AI says up to 8" aroused. 2-4" unaroused (like why it's easy to hiit the cervix before arousal).
Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 2:49 pm The measurement has to be NBP...I had to look it up..."Non-Bone Pressed", which means measuring to the skin, not pushing through the public fat to the bone. Thus, you're not getting any additional length that isn't visible.
Well, that's just rude. :). Can we measure from below? ;)

10" challenge: https://www.lpsg.com/threads/the-10-000 ... ge.494778/. (maybe NSFW, but age-restricted where i live so i dunno)
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:02 pm When I was in high school, my girlfriend's sister had 2 boyfriends. One of whom had a 8-9" penis. But it was never 100% hard, apparently.
Funny how life will give someone a gift, but there's usually a catch.
TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:02 pm Like at max arousal, or before arousal? AI says up to 8" aroused. 2-4" unaroused (like why it's easy to hiit the cervix before arousal).
Not sure. I just saw the stat in one of the articles when I fell into the rabbit hole.
TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:02 pm Well, that's just rude. . Can we measure from below?
Some of the guys on Reddit were joking about wanting to measure from the butthole. Ha!

There should be 1 standard, and I don't think NBP is a fair one. Visually, it is accurate, sure. However, I don't think science would agree with that method.

Speaking of, I also learned that there is a Mexican guy with a 17 inch dong, but it's all foreskin. He hung weights off of it for years, and thus, it doesn't count. Doctors have advised him that he should have the excess foreskin removed. I guess under all that foreskin, it's just a 6" wang. Nobody acknowledges his as an actual giant willy.
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Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 8:42 pm There should be 1 standard, and I don't think NBP is a fair one. Visually, it is accurate, sure. However, I don't think science would agree with that method.
I think bone press is most consistent, since the fatty area is going to vary a lot.
Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 8:42 pm Speaking of, I also learned that there is a Mexican guy with a 17 inch dong, but it's all foreskin. He hung weights off of it for years, and thus, it doesn't count. Doctors have advised him that he should have the excess foreskin removed. I guess under all that foreskin, it's just a 6" wang. Nobody acknowledges his as an actual giant willy.
That's not something I wanted to think about.
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TheCatt wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 9:43 am That's not something I wanted to think about.
Let me add this: He's so stubborn and prideful of it that he won't let them cut off the excess skin. He maintains it's the world's largest even though nobody agrees and it doesn't work.

He doesn't have the biggest dick, but he's certainly being a man...
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What it tells me is that men lie to women about how long their dongs are.
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TheCatt wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 7:23 pm What it tells me is that men lie to women about how long their dongs are.
They do, but women know the truth.
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Leisher wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 11:44 pm
TheCatt wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 7:23 pm What it tells me is that men lie to women about how long their dongs are.
They do, but women know the truth.
There's a joke about a female pilot missing her landing on an aircraft carrier (or something like that) I read years ago. Her male captain/boss/whatever asked why she kept coming up short, and she replied "You would too, if you'd been told that this [holds her fingers 4" apart] was 6 inches your whole life." I couldn't find it in google though.
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Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 8:42 pm Some of the guys on Reddit were joking about wanting to measure from the butthole. Ha!
The figure 6.34 inches reflects the average self-reported erect length among U.S. respondents in recent surveys, though clinical measurements place the actual average closer to 5.16 to 5.3 inches worldwide.
Lol
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