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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:48 am
by Paul
Well, you missed out on all the threatening notes I kept sending the guy who loaned me the jack. It really made an impression on him. It was a lot more complex than I bothered to mention here. I can be pretty creative when I want to be.
I mean, despite what I show here, I can do other things besides gay jokes.
So when my wife hired his wife to make a cake, the toe was the first thing they came up with.
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:52 am
by GORDON

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULI
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:11 pm
by TheCatt
They gave me this one half off, so enjoy!
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:06 pm
by Malcolm
Brilliant.
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:34 pm
by unkbill
Happy Birthday Paul! All Hail Paul!
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:46 pm
by Paul
Totally stealing the teen pregnancy cake for the poker forum I'm on.
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:46 pm
by GORDON
This morning the forum said you were 23, and now it says you are 80. You must have that disease where you are gay.
Also happy birthday.
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:37 pm
by Paul
Is there an injection you can give me to cure me of the gay?
Or is there a pill I can swallow? (Actually, I'd prefer a suppository.)
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm
by TheCatt
Found one, Happy Birthday, Paul!

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm
by GORDON
Is that one of those 5 foot sticks?
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:04 pm
by Paul
Yeah, and the little slashes between the numbers are millifeet.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:55 pm
by unkbill
Happy Birthday Paul.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:55 am
by Leisher
Happy Birthday!
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:23 am
by TheCatt
Paul wrote:Yeah, and the little slashes between the numbers are millifeet.
I knew I should have gone with decimeters.
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:13 pm
by TheCatt

Happy Birthday!
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:02 pm
by Paul
Thanks! Today was a big one too.
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:04 pm
by GORDON
The penis someone gave you?
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:56 am
by Leisher
Happy Birthday!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:10 pm
by Malcolm
Drink copious amounts of booze conspicuously.
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:59 pm
by Paul
GORDON wrote:The penis someone gave you?
I couldn't see how big it was because they where behind me the entire time.