Better than average birthday, Paul.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:48 am

Well, you missed out on all the threatening notes I kept sending the guy who loaned me the jack. It really made an impression on him. It was a lot more complex than I bothered to mention here. I can be pretty creative when I want to be.
I mean, despite what I show here, I can do other things besides gay jokes.

So when my wife hired his wife to make a cake, the toe was the first thing they came up with.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:52 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULI

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:11 pm

They gave me this one half off, so enjoy!

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:06 pm

Brilliant.

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:34 pm

Happy Birthday Paul! All Hail Paul!

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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:46 pm

Totally stealing the teen pregnancy cake for the poker forum I'm on.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:46 pm

This morning the forum said you were 23, and now it says you are 80. You must have that disease where you are gay.

Also happy birthday.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:37 pm

Is there an injection you can give me to cure me of the gay?

Or is there a pill I can swallow? (Actually, I'd prefer a suppository.)

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm

Found one, Happy Birthday, Paul!

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

Is that one of those 5 foot sticks?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:04 pm

Yeah, and the little slashes between the numbers are millifeet.

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unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:55 pm

Happy Birthday Paul.

Post by **Leisher** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:55 am

Happy Birthday!

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:23 am

Paul wrote:Yeah, and the little slashes between the numbers are millifeet.

I knew I should have gone with decimeters.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:13 pm

Happy Birthday!

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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:02 pm

Thanks! Today was a big one too.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:04 pm

The penis someone gave you?

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:56 am

Happy Birthday!

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:10 pm

Drink copious amounts of booze conspicuously.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:59 pm

GORDON wrote:The penis someone gave you?

I couldn't see how big it was because they where behind me the entire time.