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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:58 am
by Paul
Any photos of the 10 point buck?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:03 pm
by unkbill
Will see if Gordo can help me out with that. Out of freezer space. Made it up to 40 pounds of hamburg, still around 15 to go.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:27 pm
by GORDON
Yeah I have it on my phone. I'll put it online later when I am not surfing porn.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:40 pm
by Paul
You chafing yet, Gordo?
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:27 pm
by GORDON
So much porn. There must be over a hundred websites on the internet.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:58 pm
by Paul
There's even more sites than that if you search for hetero porn.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:43 am
by GORDON
This is the picture Unk texted me:

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:59 am
by Paul
That is one horny deer.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:32 pm
by unkbill
Never had him weighed but some of the older deer hunters said around 200 pounds. Which the meat pretty much verified. I end up with a full cooler with 70 pounds of meat. You lose about 2/3rds in bone, fat, hide.
When I hung him in the garage his nose was and inch off the floor and his hooves were a foot from the ceiling. I have 9 foot walls.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:33 am
by Paul
I heard the same thing about the meat.
Specifically I was told that they were about 1/3 guts, 1/3 skin & bone, and 1/3 meat.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:43 pm
by Paul
Went out early this morning. Saw no deer.
Went out this evening, and saw one, but it wasn't in range.
Going out tomorrow morning. Wish me luck. It's the final day of deer season.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:06 pm
by Paul
Didn't see any deer in the morning.
I went out for a couple hours after lunch while my girlfriend napped. Nada.
We went back out in the evening, and didn't see any deer either.
Deer are ninjas IMO.
And squirrels like to mock you.
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:28 pm
by thibodeaux
Killed a button buck this PM. My friend's wife helped me dress it. Fun!
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:40 pm
by GORDON
thibodeaux wrote:Killed a button buck this PM. My friend's wife helped me dress it. Fun!
Man, you fucked that deer!

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Best photoshop evar</span>
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:42 pm
by TheCatt
lol
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:48 pm
by thibodeaux
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:18 pm
by GORDON
Still counts.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:11 am
by Paul
thibodeaux wrote:Decided to try my hand at deer hunting. Anybody got any tips, especially in regards to dressing/butchering the kill?
You should ask your wife's friend.
You know, the one who'll she'll be porking when you're out of the picture.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:40 am
by thibodeaux
If you're referring to my post, I actually said "friend's wife." Otherwise, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:34 pm
by Paul
Dagnabbit I can't tease you about a woman showing you how to clean an animal.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that at all.