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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:07 am
by GORDON
I knew you'd get that one.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:41 am
by Stranger
GORDON wrote:"Come not into my presence with thine regurgitations! Or I will not slay thee in thy turn. I will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
LOL!! i like this one!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:21 am
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:GORDON wrote:"Come not into my presence with thine regurgitations! Or I will not slay thee in thy turn. I will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
I *wish* he was no living man.
I think you could call both those qualities into question.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:31 am
by TheCatt
Take him lifting with you.
Bring him over for dinner.
See if he wants to join your band.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:35 am
by GORDON
Then ask him if he likes gladiator movies.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:54 am
by TheCatt
Or if he's been in a Turkish prison.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:13 pm
by thibodeaux
You people are useless.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:16 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:You people are useless.
I made my suggestion before pseudo-Clint wanna-be hijacked things. Besides, you should be enjoying the World Cup.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:34 pm
by TheCatt
thibodeaux wrote:You people are useless.
Have you tried snuggling?
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:00 pm
by GORDON
He wants to avoid sexual harassment accusations because those are always believed, but if he says something truly psychotic to the guy with no witnesses, no one would ever believe him.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:03 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:He wants to avoid sexual harassment accusations because those are always believed, but if he says something truly psychotic to the guy with no witnesses, no one would ever believe him.
Downside to an office.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:08 pm
by Cakedaddy
Ya, but it's only harassment if he's ugly.
So, ya, never mind.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:11 pm
by Cakedaddy
When I find myself in situations like that, I ask myself "What would Don Draper do?".
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:44 am
by TPRJones
That's not helpful. The answer is always "have another drink."