Need advice from the DTMan community

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:07 am

I knew you'd get that one.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:41 am

GORDON wrote:"Come not into my presence with thine regurgitations! Or I will not slay thee in thy turn. I will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."

LOL!! i like this one!

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:21 am

thibodeaux wrote:
GORDON wrote:"Come not into my presence with thine regurgitations! Or I will not slay thee in thy turn. I will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
I *wish* he was no living man.

I think you could call both those qualities into question.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:31 am

Take him lifting with you.

Bring him over for dinner.

See if he wants to join your band.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:35 am

Then ask him if he likes gladiator movies.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:54 am

Or if he's been in a Turkish prison.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:13 pm

You people are useless.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:16 pm

thibodeaux wrote:You people are useless.

I made my suggestion before pseudo-Clint wanna-be hijacked things. Besides, you should be enjoying the World Cup.

Edited By Malcolm on 1403288245

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:34 pm

thibodeaux wrote:You people are useless.

Have you tried snuggling?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:00 pm

He wants to avoid sexual harassment accusations because those are always believed, but if he says something truly psychotic to the guy with no witnesses, no one would ever believe him.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:03 pm

GORDON wrote:He wants to avoid sexual harassment accusations because those are always believed, but if he says something truly psychotic to the guy with no witnesses, no one would ever believe him.

Downside to an office.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:08 pm

Ya, but it's only harassment if he's ugly.

So, ya, never mind.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:11 pm

When I find myself in situations like that, I ask myself "What would Don Draper do?".

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:44 am

That's not helpful. The answer is always "have another drink."