Hurricane Beryl is currently passing through NW Ohio.
I am pondering..... is the rain falling on me actually from somewhere in the Atlantic, or is it like a water engine, it sucks up moisture as it drops it, and I'm getting stuff sucked up in southern Indiana?
I didn't go to weather college.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:19 pm
by TheCatt
It certainly starts with ocean water, but, then, uh.... (google)
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:49 pm
by Leisher
All I know is that at one point, it was probably piss.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:54 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:49 pm
All I know is that at one point, it was probably piss.
In a dinosaur.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:21 am
by TheCatt
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:22 am
by GORDON
There's an old, popular fantasy series that has a map of Florida (Xanth). Someone at the Onion plagiarized an idea.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:57 am
by Leisher
A podcast I listen to, "Your Stupid Opinions", does nothing but read reviews of places and products posted on the internet. Literally, this morning the host says, "Now we're going to Meijer in Maumee, OH." He butchers the name of course.
I got to work when they started there, so I'll pick it up again tomorrow morning.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 11:04 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:57 am
Maumee, OH." He butchers the name of course.
Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2024 9:57 am
Maumee, OH." He butchers the name of course.
Maw-me?
Correct, same as the river.
Yeah, like I know wtf that is.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:40 pm
by GORDON
Why do you hate native americans?
Whose stolen land do YOU live on? At least we know, everyhting around here is named after them.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:42 pm
by Leisher
Educate yourself.
Way back in the day a squaw and her son were in a boat on the unnamed river. They got caught in a strong current and hit a rock which toppled the boat. The mom ended up on one side of the river and the son on the other. Legends say you could hear him for miles screaming, "MAW ME!!!"
Or some nonsense. I don't think that's the actual story, just an old joke, but I've heard it and variations many times.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:52 pm
by GORDON
I live in Ottawa County, on the shores of Lake Erie. The Maumee River flows nearby, and I live near Chippewa golf course. Kid goes to Miami University. And once we're talking southern Ohio, more tribal names everywhere.
But Perrysburg and Perry's Monument are also nearby, named after a badass white guy. So that's cool too.
(In the Netflix adaption of the Battle of Lake Erie, Perry will be black, FYI)
You live surrounded by cities named after cigarettes (I know).
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:53 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:52 pm
Perry will be black
A black transwoman.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2024 8:14 am
by TheCatt
Imagine immigrants coming to your shithole town and making it better. #Ohio.
Yay! Ohio.
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2024 11:16 am
by Leisher
I heard she was a NC poll worker and someone was rude to her.