The Human Centipede

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Synopsis: "Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist, he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…"


Clip is a little gross/NWS/whatever else.

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What?
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Finally saw it.

NOT worth the hype. There is nothing in the film that made me get sick. Perhaps I'm desensitized? I don't know, but it wasn't as shocking as the film's hype wanted you to believe.

Still, it's decently entertaining. If only because it's so warped.

The guy who plays the doctor is awesome. He out acts everyone else by a mile. Mainly because he looks like a Nazi scientist. Still, by the time the end rolls around, you'll realize how the script made him pretty stupid.

Worth a rental for horror fans, but only so you can say you saw it.

4 out of 10.
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Leisher wrote:The guy who plays the doctor is awesome. He out acts everyone else by a mile. Mainly because he looks like a Nazi scientist. Still, by the time the end rolls around, you'll realize how the script made him pretty stupid.
Through the movie I kept thinking how he may be the best MAD SCIENTIST ever.

It's on Netflix, btw.

Also, the girl characters became much more easy to like once their mouths were sewn to asses and they could no longer speak. The constant whimpering was much easier to handle than when they were whining, complaining, making bad decisions, and being stupid.
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Tosh spoils the entire movie in 20 minutes, which is much more entertaining than the 90 minute movie.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-c....re_copy




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