Today's Moron Champion

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:52 pm

GORDON wrote: He's actually equating sex offenders with women, in a general sense?

Women who want to be pastors.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:57 pm

i was simplifying the equation by eliminating like expressions. He said sex offenders who call themselves pastors = women who call themselves pastors. Reduce it. Sex offenders = women.

I hope that person gets help for his mental illness, against his will if needs be.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:03 pm

TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: He's actually equating sex offenders with women, in a general sense?
Women who want to be pastors.

I work with a woman who is also a pastor. I'm really tempted to someone send this to her...

Seth Dunn probably won't be invited to the UK anytime soon.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:23 am

If your job is to move things, you should probably try doing it well.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:40 am

Leisher wrote: If your job is to move things, you should probably try doing it well.

Movers: "We can give you $250 for it"

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 3:13 pm

"Skull Breaker Challenge"

Seriously, Tik Tok is toxic garbage.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:35 pm

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:01 am

We should probably celebrate their abortions, too.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:00 am

Well sir, you just won the internet today, imho.

Post by **Leisher** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:50 pm

So much stupidity in one tweet, and yes, he's serious.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 12:59 pm

Party for a YouTube influencer kills three.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:42 pm

Parlay Patz is a jackass.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:34 am

Leisher wrote: Parlay Patz is a jackass.

Death penalty

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:37 pm

POS headed to jail and out a lot of money for attempting to get 15 minutes of fame.

Death penalty.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:58 pm

Good. And concur. We have enough people now, time to.start culling the shitheads.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:09 pm

30 days is not enough.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:27 pm

I have often wondered why they don't have a safety seal on them. Why do they still think it's ok to put things on shelves without one? We buy Tillamook which does seal their ice cream.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:21 pm

60% alcohol good for your hand sanitizer, bad for your blood.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:25 pm

Maybe they were just doing their best Kitty Dukakis?

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:28 pm