Today's Moron Champion

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Fucking morons charged.
According to the arrest reports, a witness saw a female employee jump on Wisham's back, knocking him to the ground before punching him multiple times as Wisham held his hands over his head. Then another employee kneed him in the back, the witness said. The third held Wisham by his ankles, a store manager who also witnessed the incident told police.
At the very least, all three employees have an outside chance at an involuntary manslaughter charge and they're all 100% open for wrongful death civil suits.
They deserve the charges.
I will virtually guaran-goddamn-tee you those three had no significant security training whatsoever, otherwise it wouldn't take 3 of them to deal with Uncle Leo. This has nothing to do with intent or an actual beating (which I doubt occurred and at no point said did).
Hmm, I guess even I can be wrong. They did indeed beat the shit out of him. Maybe they were practicing being cops.
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Affidavits say he fell and then was aggressively pinned down by the three employees: Nathan Higgins, 35, Crucelis Nunez, 23, and Randall Toko, 58.

According to the arrest reports, a witness saw a female employee jump on Wisham's back, knocking him to the ground before punching him multiple times as Wisham held his hands over his head. Then another employee kneed him in the back, the witness said. The third held Wisham by his ankles, a store manager who also witnessed the incident told police.
Now that these details are being reported I agree they deserve the charges.

Store security has every right to detain and defend itself when attacked, but that doesn't mean they get to beat someone down for shoplifting.

To me, this moves the needle to them being more responsible, although I still don't absolve the victim from all blame.
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If I worked for Walmart, I bet I'd have a lot of pent up anger.
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Malcolm wrote:I have a lot of pent up anger.
Fixed.
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Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I have a lot of pent up anger.
Fixed.
Bah. Mine's expressed, not bottled.
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Why so angry, Malcolm?
It's not me, it's someone else.
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TheCatt wrote:Why so angry, Malcolm?
Because I am aware.
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:Why so angry, Malcolm?
Because I am aware.
Thanks, Alanis.
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The rest of us are just asleep, you understand.
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GORDON wrote:The rest of us are just asleep, you understand.
You seem to have a higher tolerance for bullshit. Mine is set very, very low.
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But why? Does that make you happy? I mean, to what end? Lots of things could annoy me, but it's just not worth it,.
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GORDON wrote:The rest of us are just asleep, you understand.
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE!
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TheCatt wrote:But why? Does that make you happy? I mean, to what end? Lots of things could annoy me, but it's just not worth it,.
Happy? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No. I wouldn't even recognize it if if did.
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Maybe you should get help?
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I'd have to think there's something wrong first.
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Malcolm wrote:I'd have to think there's something wrong first.
If you don't know what happy feels like, there is.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I'd have to think there's something wrong first.
If you don't know what happy feels like, there is.
Truth
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Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I'd have to think there's something wrong first.
If you don't know what happy feels like, there is.
Truth
Bah. And yet I function.
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Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote: If you don't know what happy feels like, there is.
Truth
Bah. And yet I function.
That's a matter of perspective.
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Perspective? Wtfever.
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