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Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:33 am
by GORDON
Currently closing a bar with a super hot lawyer
Gordo still got it
That is all
Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 6:17 am
by GORDON
Hey 6am and I just got home
All u suckers with your stable partners
Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:43 am
by Leisher
What was his name?
Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:45 am
by GORDON
This was a "Are you kidding? I'm telling everyone" sort of situation.
Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:48 am
by Leisher
Reminds me of my elevator ride with a young and hot at the time Chris Peterson.
Hey
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:56 am
by TheCatt
pix or it never happened.
Hey
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:25 pm
by GORDON
Met a woman from Quebec recently. I said, "Good fishin up there in Quebec." She didn't get it.
Hey
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:26 pm
by Leisher
Did you say Quebec or K-beck?
Hey
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:30 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:26 pmK-beck?
always
Hey
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:23 pm
by GORDON
With the hot lawyer again. Got pics
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:56 am
by TheCatt
I fuckin hate K-beck.
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:28 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:23 pmGot pics
Are these consensual pictures? She wants you to show them off?
If so, I'll look, BUT I'll be disappointed if I don't see her face. If your dick is in any of the pictures, no thank you. Don't be pulling any of that, "I'm just selling a teapot" bullshit.
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 3:23 pm
by GORDON
I'm not going to show her pics. Was just feeling half drunk and silly.
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:20 pm
by thibodeaux
Leisher wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:28 pm
Don't be pulling any of that, "I'm just selling a teapot" bullshit.
Sadly...
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:06 pm
by Leisher
I really wondered if that was too old and deep of a pull. Glad someone got it.
Hey
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:19 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:06 pm
I really wondered if that was too old and deep of a pull. Glad someone got it.
We all remember ebay/craigslist ads.
Hey
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:26 pm
by GORDON
Look at this woman's dating app profile:
I am not here for sex so please and i wont be that girl waiting for you while get over an ex probably shouldn't be on here if you aint over it because woman like me do exist and your standing in her way of a man that actually wants her so no other than that i like baking and dancing hikes and music can hold a conversation and promise you im the rare breed you think died off im like one of the last of them lol fr
ABOUT AMANDA
Soo im definitely looking for a man im too old to play lets fuck and you jump to the next female i have had bad luck in relationships yet im still out here trying these grown ass men out here scared of a relationship because of the past its seriously so comical tbh thats just a an excuse to get down our pants well sorry i see through the bullshit and im prob not gonna get alot of matches this way but if u want me you gotta learn me mentally before i give up my ass to you if not keep swiping

In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."
Hey
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:41 pm
by Stranger
GORDON wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:26 pm
In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."
LOL!! Yes, please do it. I wanna know what her response is.
Hey
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:43 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:26 pm
In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."
lolol
Hey
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm
by GORDON
Stranger wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:41 pm
GORDON wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:26 pm
In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."
LOL!! Yes, please do it. I wanna know what her response is.
If I thought she'd get the joke, I would. I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.