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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:33 pm
by Malcolm
Double-barreled news blast:
Rand Paul shows a glimmer of intelligence.
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said Tuesday that Republicans need to show Hispanic voters that they are not “just the party of deportation.”
Yeah, you're also the party of running the worst fucking prez campaigns in the last decade. You're the party that's become a joke, even compared to your major opposition, which is also a joke.
Paul Ryan introduces newest budget bill that will get defeated.
"Because of a stubborn unwillingness to cut the deficit in a balanced way by closing tax loopholes for the wealthy and well connected, the House Republican Budget would slow the economy, stack the deck against the middle class, and threaten the guaranteed benefits seniors have paid for and earned," White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said in a statement.
Let's hear it for bipartisanship.
Democratic response: Wave arms and chant "Koch."
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 1:05 pm
by Malcolm
Boner continues to beat the dead horse that is Benghazi. Yep, instead of giving a fuck about USSR II or any of the other more important shit going on...
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 3:25 pm
by Leisher
It's amazing that Benghazi is a dead horse.
The evidence has always been there that the morons in charge ignored a threat and did nothing to help the people there.
Put Republicans in charge and there would be headlines about how they murdered those people. However, with B Rock and his cronies in charge, nobody in the media thinks the deaths of four Americans because of the admin's incompetence is a big deal.
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 8:36 pm
by Malcolm
The failure of combos of administrations and intelligence orgs in this country has been a staple since the Cold War ended.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 10:22 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:It's amazing that Benghazi is a dead horse.
The evidence has always been there that the morons in charge ignored a threat and did nothing to help the people there.
Put Republicans in charge and there would be headlines about how they murdered those people. However, with B Rock and his cronies in charge, nobody in the media thinks the deaths of four Americans because of the admin's incompetence is a big deal.
None of America's problems are Obama's fault because of the previous administration.
Of course, 9/11 was Bush's failure even though it happened within the first 2 years of his presidency. I saw a whole movie about it. It won awards. I've never heard it hinted that Clinton's policies were to blame.
I had that thought, today.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:18 pm
by Malcolm
Shut the fuck up. Someone needs to tone down the stupid.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:25 pm
by TPRJones
What is the deal with these idiots? Are they really so enamored with the allure of the cock that they think it must be easy to "make someone gay"?
I can't imagine someone being able to change my sexual orientation with anything less than a long and carefully calculated program of torture and brainwashing. It would be easier to move a mountain. Why do these people see sexuality as being so ... easily adjustable?
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:28 pm
by Malcolm
I can only think of the one Metalocalypse where Murderface explains that he's never eaten a hot dog because it looks too much like a dick.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:28 pm
by Vince
The anti-common core argument is getting a lot of attention and folks are opting their kids out which means companies that contribute to our campaigns are losing money! Quick! Find someone saying something stupid about common core so we can get out the broad brushes to paint them all with!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:35 pm
by Malcolm
Vince wrote:The anti-common core argument is getting a lot of attention and folks are opting their kids out which means companies that contribute to our campaigns are losing money! Quick! Find someone saying something stupid about common core so we can get out the broad brushes to paint them all with!
You can't argue on one hand the media is unforgiving and then put out the, "Well, it's just one crazy out of many argument." One crazy makes the rest look bad.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:23 pm
by TPRJones
Malcolm wrote:I can only think of the one Metalocalypse where Murderface explains that he's never eaten a hot dog because it looks too much like a dick.
Well, for the record I said my sexuality was unchanging, but didn't specify exactly what it is.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:29 pm
by Malcolm
Why do these people see sexuality as being so ... easily adjustable?
Because it scares the ever-loving fuck out of them. Why? Who knows. Sex is major hangup for many people.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 6:53 am
by Vince
Malcolm wrote:You can't argue on one hand the media is unforgiving and then put out the, "Well, it's just one crazy out of many argument." One crazy makes the rest look bad.
I really don't understand what you're saying there. There is at least one crazy in an group of more than about 5 or so people. Using your argument, every group looks bad because they all have at least one crazy.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 8:53 am
by Leisher
Well, common core is so new that he might turn out to be right :p
But seriously, common core is absolute shit.
As for the gay argument, I heard a great one yesterday. "So you think being gay is a choice? Because you dream about cocks all day, but choose not to suck them?"
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:51 am
by Malcolm
Vince wrote:Malcolm wrote:You can't argue on one hand the media is unforgiving and then put out the, "Well, it's just one crazy out of many argument." One crazy makes the rest look bad.
I really don't understand what you're saying there. There is at least one crazy in an group of more than about 5 or so people. Using your argument, every group looks bad because they all have at least one crazy.
Yeah, but this isn't some random fucker. This is an elected official who's supposed to have an IQ greater than a retarded chihuahua. He's adding to the pathetic caricature his party has become. His statements about the common core encouraging t3h g4y are beyond stupid. They should warrant removal from office or at least a kick to the head.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 11:24 am
by Vince
Malcolm wrote:Yeah, but this isn't some random fucker. This is an elected official who's supposed to have an IQ greater than a retarded chihuahua. He's adding to the pathetic caricature his party has become. His statements about the common core encouraging t3h g4y are beyond stupid. They should warrant removal from office or at least a kick to the head.
No greater stupid than Harry Reed saying the Koch Bros are THE leading cause, "not one of the causes... THE leading cause" of global warming. And that's a US senator, not a local state rep.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 11:35 am
by Malcolm
Vince wrote:Malcolm wrote:Yeah, but this isn't some random fucker. This is an elected official who's supposed to have an IQ greater than a retarded chihuahua. He's adding to the pathetic caricature his party has become. His statements about the common core encouraging t3h g4y are beyond stupid. They should warrant removal from office or at least a kick to the head.
No greater stupid than Harry Reed saying the Koch Bros are THE leading cause, "not one of the causes... THE leading cause" of global warming. And that's a US senator, not a local state rep.
Fine. They can both be dumbshits. One's party has more of a PR handicap.
EDIT: Actually, wait a fucking second. People with money who might influence others with their cash is at least a thing that has happened at some point, whether or not Koch and Co. do it notwithstanding. I know of no precedent in history where education curriculum changed a heterosexual to a homo. That's as fucking idiotic as saying that too much gourmet cooking makes you French or too much rap music makes you violent.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 11:57 am
by TPRJones
...too much NASCAR makes you fill your lawn with broken kitchen appliances?
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:04 pm
by TPRJones
...eating too much fettuccine makesa you joina the Mafia?
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:09 pm
by Vince
Malcolm wrote:People with money who might influence others with their cash is at least a thing that has happened at some point, whether or not Koch and Co. do it notwithstanding. I know of no precedent in history where education curriculum changed a heterosexual to a homo.
And I know of no precedent in history where buying off politicians caused the earth to warm, either. And an ass stupid local politician in Florida has exactly dick to do with me or how I live my life. They can pass all the stupid ass laws they want in Florida and I care not a wit. I just won't live there and if the laws are bad enough won't visit there either. Harry Reid directly impacts my life with ass stupid laws he passes. And the man apparently has some sort of mental disorder.
Remember when he said that "someone" told him that Mitt Romney hadn't paid his income taxes in 10 years. And that he needed to respond to that. Not because he had any evidence, but because the accusation was out there?
Bat shit insane.