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Leisher wrote: I've been on a water slide where my body left the slide.

Like outside the slide? Or into the air, but back down? The former is like "WTF?"

Like an outdoor slide where my body flew off of it, but thankfully landed back on the slide. And when I say flew off, I mean I was above the half pipe and very much on the side.

We are in FL for the weekend and considered going to Universal Studios. Ticket prices are variable now, and we're over 200 per person, with no add-ons or priority anything. And all the fast pass stuff was completely sold out.

Nah.

Variable, as in more expensive as the park fills up?

GORDON wrote: ↑Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:50 am Variable, as in more expensive as the park fills up?

based on the day, not time of day, but yes. This is a popular week at the parks. Yankees have winter break

Last time I was there I bought a park/hotel package ahead of time. Didn't have to worry about gate pricing, and fast passes being booked up.

GORDON wrote: ↑Mon Feb 21, 2022 1:06 pm Last time I was there I bought a park/hotel package ahead of time. Didn't have to worry about gate pricing, and fast passes being booked up.

Yeah, that's what we did years ago. This was a "maybe we could go there, we're already here in Orlando, OH FUCK NO" Every day had a different price though.

Interesting.

TheCatt wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 8:56 pm We are in FL for the weekend

You, me, and half the free world apparently.

I was down in Naples. Had a nice weather pattern that really lowered the humidity, but it was still in the 80s every day.

I am not yet at the age or mindset that has me wanting to live in Florida. For one thing, all those Del Boca Vista Seinfeld episodes just got a whole lot funnier and more relevant to me. I, literally, heard half the plot lines from those episodes in this single four day weekend. Outside of my in-law's area it was just insane traffic and way too many people. Not to mention everything there is trying to kill you, particularly the sun.

Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:24 am I was down in Naples. Had a nice weather pattern that really lowered the humidity, but it was still in the 80s every day.

Yeah, it was super awesome without the humidity, we walked almost everywhere we went.

I love Florida, but specifically from a rocking boat in the ocean out of sight of land, and I just strapped on a knife and scuba tank.

Currently in Florida for mom's bday.

Went on a glass bottom boat ride at a local state park.

Saw this super hot woman, mid 20s, super well put together, sexy outfit. Perfect outfit, sheer pants where you could see her butt-suck panties. Gold and diamonds on both wrists. Perfect, long brown hair and makeup, you can tell it took a while. Super fit, and maybe 5 months pregnant with exposed belly. For some reason.... Just super hot.

And she has this graying guy who never stopped groping her. His hand was always around her body, often rubbing her ass.

And her body language was like "this guy is fucking gross."

It struck me.... I never get these little flashes of inspiration.... But it struck me that I bet she got pregnant on an OnlyFans Livestream.

No pic, sorry. Did my best to paint you a picture.

Happenstance -

Swung by TN on our way home from FL, Dad moved there from AZ.

Near Memphis. We drove there to hit my fave BBQ place from back in the day... A tiny shack that was a general store like a hundred years ago.

And long story short, our party of four ends up sharing a quiet section with Cybill Sheppard. I recognized her immediately, but didn't say anything to the others in my group until she was on her way out. I whispered to my kid, and he googled her real quick, found a recent pic, and said YUP.

Told my dad and his wife after she was gone, they're wild cards.

She's an old lady now but prolly still.would.

Had a crush on her back in the day.

Although the list of women I didn't have a crush on was pretty short.