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Want to play Dungeons and Dragons 5E?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:00 am
by Troy
I have to admit, I was starting to burn out a little bit prepping every week.
But I'm feeling the fire again. Looking forward to next Friday.
Glad I write everything down, because it's going to take me a bit to catch myself back up.
There's a few plot hooks in Ravenloft that I've been saving for some of you who haven't gotten a ton of them yet. I'll work on those - and feel free to send me any thoughts ahead of time.
I'll have a "thus far" synopsis and catch-up to the current situation next week.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:59 am
by Stranger
So is everybody on board to play tomorrow night? I know i'm looking forward to it.
Going to be interesting to not play for 6-7 weeks and get right into a dinner meeting with Strahd. I wonder what could possibly happen??
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:12 am
by Leisher
I'm guessing someone will try to attack someone.
I just remember we're trying to steal a dragon's skull. I think (I had to go look up your fucking character's name...I completely blanked) Mordigan should try shoving it up his ass like Christopher Walken did with the watch in Pulp Fiction.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:16 am
by Cakedaddy
Alex doesn't think he should stop at the skull!
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:24 am
by Leisher
I really hope Troy rolls to see how much of a dragon's skull would fit up Mordigan's ass.

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:20 pm
by Stranger
i would then propose that Mordigan does a sphincter saving roll which would be a strength check because the sphincter is a muscle and nobody has more muscles than Mordigan.
I'd think the weakling wizard would have a loose sphincter (for obvious reasons other than having low STR) and the skull would fit up there the easiest. Maybe his good buddy rouge could give him a hand with it since he's got extensive experience shoving objects up there anyways.

Want to play Dungeons and Dragons 5E?
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:19 pm
by Troy
Yes, game tomorrow at 9 est / 6 pst.
We may stop at the gypsy camp on the way down. That random wounded elf and the wine can be dropped off.
Plus people can have a chance to remind everyone what’s going on with their PCs.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:40 pm
by Leisher
Stranger wrote: Maybe his good buddy rouge could give him a hand with it since he's got extensive experience shoving objects up there anyways.
I didn't realize our party had a color among its ranks!
Troy wrote: Plus people can have a chance to remind everyone what’s going on with their PCs.
Good. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:51 pm
by Troy
Leisher wrote:
Good. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Butt stuff, apparently.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:59 pm
by Leisher
Troy wrote: Leisher wrote:
Good. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Butt stuff, apparently.
I mean, that should always be going on...
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:42 pm
by Stranger
Leisher wrote: I didn't realize our party had a color among its ranks!
HAHA, nice catch.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:22 pm
by Alevard
I think the PC term is ‘Prismaticly enhanced humanoid’.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:11 am
by Troy
D&D plans change. I thought we were going to make it to the castle this week. Seems like the windmill is in the cards next week. Arrigal is onboard.
I’m happy Jenny finally made it in game.
I thought the Discord server worked well.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:48 pm
by Leisher
This is something I found alone, and totally wasn't found by Gordon who was on his phone asking me via FB to post it.

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:31 am
by Cakedaddy
Is that Troy?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:51 am
by GORDON
His wife wishes.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:35 pm
by Cakedaddy
Well, that's how I always pictured him. . .
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:41 pm
by TheCatt
Cakedaddy wrote: Well, that's how I always pictured him. . .
when masturbating?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:53 pm
by Cakedaddy
When always. You don't think about him?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:32 pm
by Troy
I would never wear a thumb ring.
T-shirt is fine, but it just has the name of the module on it. No “I survived Ravenloft” or “Strahd’s favorite snack” or something. Needs more copy editing.