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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:54 am
by TheCatt
My wife knew the phrase for "slash" fic or something.
What that has to do with "twincest," I dunno.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:11 pm
by TheCatt
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:58 am
by TPRJones
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:28 pm
by Malcolm
Paul wrote:
That one made me think of Malcolm.
There could be another three panels.
Panel 1 :
Boss : I need you to get more products on the website, speed is the number one priority, the investors are showing up Friday.
Me : Alright, I can upload about thirteen thousand separate products, but they'll only look as good as our vendor's database.
Panel 2:
* later in the day *
Me : I uploaded about ten products as a test. Take a look at them.
Boss : Hmm, this appears to be missing pictures and descriptions.
Me : I told you that their database isn't that reliable, but it's the only way I can upload thousands of things at once.
Panel 3:
Boss : Well, then, upload a few products at a time and fix them as you go.
Me : But that'll take forever. It'd take months for me to edit thousands of products by hand.
Boss : Yes, but accuracy is our number one priority along with speed.
I hate my job.
Edited By Malcolm on 1187288986
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:43 pm
by TPRJones
Have you not yet explained "fast, good, cheap: pick two" to him?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:51 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:Have you not yet explained "fast, good, cheap: pick two" to him?
I believe his brain is set in the way it works. I have tried to explain that I cannot personally put up thousands of products at once while simultaneously making sure that every last goddamned bit of info about them is accurate. He must just selectively forget/ignore things that shoot his visions full of reality holes.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:17 pm
by Malcolm
Sweet. I have a product w\ no info except a name -- "Basic Inground Fence." Yea, I can track that shit down, no problem. I may as well try to reconstruct the complete works of Shakespeare from the word "the."
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:38 pm
by GORDON
Ok, gettoff. Postmorpixplz.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:59 pm
by TheCatt
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:16 pm
by TheCatt
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:18 pm
by GORDON
Genocide was never so tasty.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:39 am
by Paul
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:05 pm
by Paul
A wise cat once said,
ME NO WANT!
Edit: I just scrolled though the page. Oh my! The Ugly Stick has been working overtime!
Edited By Paul on 1187381200
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:18 pm
by TheCatt
Paul wrote:A wise cat once said,
ME NO WANT!
Edit: I just scrolled though the page. Oh my! The Ugly Stick has been working overtime!
Ally and Jenna had some potential.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:21 pm
by Paul
Agreed.
But thank goodness these two can't breed together!
I see they're in In 'N Out Burger. Lucky bastards. I love that place.
Edited By Paul on 1187382150
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:24 am
by TheCatt
"Wagon well-packed by the guts of animals... sharply stopped" (According to Babel Fish)
Cool napkin.
A note to Catt's wife. (I forget why I associate her with this stuff?)
This is frightening on Burger King King proportions.
Nice, but he's still not getting the reach around. Uh... I mean SHE!!!!
A repeat, I think.
That's what happens when you use vinyl padding.
</malcolm>
Because some of you have cats.
